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Hizzaz Mahdoud

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Everything posted by Hizzaz Mahdoud

  1. Can't be! Looch and Hamm have both said that Texas has always wanted to be an aggy, and play for Fisher & Company. Doesn't matter though - satyanash is worried that Texas will for sure flip to Tree if it is accepted.
  2. His "wife" probably earned her BA-AAAA in animal husbandry.
  3. Yeah - they would have played (and still DID play) for the national title, and we would have gone to the Fiesta Bowl (our first BCS game) as the next best Big 12 team. Because Kansas State won, they went to the Fiesta, and we went to the Holiday.
  4. Don't you DARE take away our one loss to Bama! It was our best loss ever!! Forget our seven wins against them. We totally got to LOSE against them!!! ONCE!!!!
  5. Now, if he would just give us a video camera and some good lighting...
  6. Only if the giraffe comes up to him and starts talking about his wife. I would guess a porcupine, because they are located closer to the restrooms, and, well, one prick to another and such...
  7. Javonne "Sphered?" Is he as globally round as Daylon Mack?
  8. Grabbin' Hizzaz, Mahdoud!
  9. Same here. Old enough to remember all 4 of our National Championships. Hoping for a couple more, before assuming room temperature.
  10. Shit! What is he accused of?
  11. Temple read Of Mice and Men.
  12. Texas wakes the fuck up. Horns 34 Trojans 27
  13. Just stop. We can all see right through you.
  14. Tell me, Jhawk - after our struggle just to hang on to a win against Tulsa... is there truly no hope in Kansas?
  15. I think Ian Boyd needs to read Of Mice and Men.
  16. My understanding is that the margin of victory is calculated as follows: You picked Texas by 39. Texas lost by 5. The difference is not 39 minus 5 (overall margin between the teams), but 39 PLUS 5 (margin of predicted Texas victory added to the margin of actual Texas loss). Difference in margin would be 2 x 44, not 2 x 34. nm. Huckleberry answered.
  17. I was going to ask, "which play," but then I just got sad.
  18. Shirt #2 would be perfect for the "Surly Curse," though.
  19. Yes, and all that acne will only cause him to violate the neutral zone a millisecond sooner than usual.
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