Everything posted by dirtonia
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Fortnite Battle Royale
Started playing at the end of season 4. Never been much of a gamer, but I love this shit; even though... I'm so so so so so bad.
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how many condoms fit inside a mason jar?
Just ask your mom.
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2018 Poker run good or die
I've been going to Shuffle 512 off Congress near William Cannon recently. They've only been open for a month or so, but nice place with chill folks. I'm more of a cash game player vs. tourney, and they don't always have a cash game going when they're opened, but the last two Friday nights I've cashed out: + $557.00; + $400.00.
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Argument Over Parking Spot Turns Deadly in Florida
What if I am in the parking lot, and see what I believe to be a murder happen in front of me, and I pull my strap and blast on the shooter. Am in the clear or naw?
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Nintendo Switch
Octotravler looks badass.
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cop chasing bad guy shooting at bad guy through windshield of his cruiser
Like me driving a golf cart in Fortnite!
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Cord Cutters Thread
You're too nice, Eddie.
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What Podcasts Are You Listening to?
Aye, I'm in!
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How do I get rid of my neighbor?
He's into murder, fo sho.
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What happens if Roe v. Wade is reversed?
Didn't read thread, it's not going to be overturned.
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Let’s talk cigars...
More of a Kool Filter King or kush smoker, but the FiL brought me a few Cubans back from vacation.
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Tell me about Aldi
ALDI North and ALDI South. Or maybe it's East and west, but ya.
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Tell Me About UTEP
Handjobs on mountains.
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Texas vs. Arkansas - College World Series
Texas!
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Where in the World is Melania Trump?
I dunno, that piano pic is pretty baller.
- Anthony Bourdain dead
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2018 ROT rally begins today
I'll take the over.
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the invention of God
Mindblown.gif!
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the invention of God
Really, no the Jews did it gif yet? F the OP.
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If All The Presidents Got in a Fistfight, Who Would Win?
This guy!
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So, uh, what’s the Surly equivalent...
Yes, but sorry, you didn't make the cut.
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Words and phrases that bug the living shit out of you
Fuck you
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Eastern Medicine Providers in Dallas
There are a shit ton of rug-n-tugs in Dallas brah.
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Remember that battle with the Russian "Mercenaries" in Syria?
We will fuck you up.
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CodeNext?
If our current council and mayor support it, then I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 3 fiddy foot pole. Fuck them, fuck that, and fuck you!