Everything posted by Native Horn
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Trump’s America
Hey pal, the 35 and the 1 are no picnic either!
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Kim Jong-Unghhh may be Illin
FIFY
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How Is That Chain Still Open?
What? You turned down the opportunity to eat Wiener in the parking lot?? Son, I is disappoint.
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Tailgate needs a covered trailer
Have some buddies in Norman who have one. I'll see what the asking price is. It had a rollover a few years ago, but I think they repaired it. Does require a few donkeys though.
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Netflix Recommendations
This is in theaters only at the moment, I believe.
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Why Can't I Quit You, Austin?
South Austin Beer Garden is a nice set-up. Tons of beers on taps, good TVs (with the sound on) and if it's like the last couple of seasons, they usually grill up burgers and/or dogs in the parking lot (free!).
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Doomed.
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All things SNL
Pretty sure Wickline's mom went to med school after she finished working on SNL. Plus, she's a pediatrician, so would be a bit odd for her to have any health dirt on Lorne. Although, that is a tad kinky....
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Trump’s America
Some clarification - his kids go to Regents in Austin. But yeah, an ex-MLBer fits certainly fits right in with the Cheeto crowd....
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Colonoscopy
Wow, starting prep a week out from the procedure? That's a bowl strategy, Cotten.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Apparently, the way that they are going to tape or brace his fingers/hand involves a cast.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I do like the feature on Prime that shows you the actors names in that scene when you hit pause. Other than that, yeah, it's terrible.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
HDMeow?
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
My girlfriend says Jimmy Fallon is on her "hall pass" list. I was like, okaaaaaaaaaayyyy... Whatever, we both have Salma Hayek on our lists. Now THAT, I can get behind.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
E Hogan on ESPN radio this morning (paraphrasing): "Really love going from eight games to nine games in conference play. We'll get 16 more games in the SEC!" I'm thinking he doesn't understand that it takes two teams to play in a game.
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Trump’s America
This should give us great comfort that he is overseeing such an important project for the American people. I mean, look at that pic. He is as wide as he is tall.
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Getting old sucks
I hope they mohsly did!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
DEI hire, duh!
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
With fingers, apparently. NTTAWWT.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Interesting. I been thinking about getting my colon cleansed.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
the googles AI says the average ypc for 2024 NCAA running backs was 4.4. But yeah, 4.7 is still barely better than average.
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College Football Betting 2025
Made the same $100 bet at Bellagio early June. Also wanted to bet the softball team to win the NC, but "we don't have a line on softball." Da fuk?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
My sources tell me that they both carry stout lunchpails.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Fortunately this was not the case in 1977. RIP Danny. Been almost ten years now.
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What was the apartment building called at 84th and Purcell next to the big church off 183 close to I -35?
"The Purcell" IIRC