Overall not the best story but the demonstrative “that’s not it” initial reply is comically infuriating. Wife text exchange yesterday. Her: will you send me your Apple ID password? I need to buy an audiobook. Me: here you go: xxxxxxxxxxx Her: that’s not it. Me: yes it is. Her: it’s not working. Me: then you aren’t using my account or you aren’t typing it right….send me a screenshot Her: sends screenshot Me: That’s YOUR Apple ID. I have no idea what your password is. Her: I don’t know it either what do I do? Me: see those words just below the password box that say “forgot password?” Click it. 5 mins go buy and I get the email receipt from Apple.
Saw him at Fenway tonight, was fucking epic. “No such thing as hot feminists.” “Dump guys with motivational tattoo phrases on their chests or back.” A lot more shit that was awesome but is CR as fuck, wish I could share here. Burr is the best.
Exactly, this kind of deadpan delivery is just the best. “Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that’s MY policy.”