Everything posted by Victorious1
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Things not going well for Oprah Winfrey
just a tax shelter now
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Last night I get home, eat dinner, go upstairs and turn on the TV and there is a Directv error code 775 bad connection between satellite dish and receiver. I check the coax cable connections, the HDMI connections and pulling the power cable to reset and nothing works. I have several movies recorded so I turn them on and head to bed after 9pm. At 5:30am this morning I walk in the family room and the wife is checking the connections at the TV (in other words, fucking shit up). Me: "What's up with Directv?" Wife: "You need to go outside and check the satellite dish and connections, that's what the error code says". Me: "I'm not checking in the dark, I'll have a look at lunch time." At lunch time I grab a ladder and the satellite is bolted down super tight and all the connections are secure but it dawned on me the wife was painting walls in the kitchen earlier in the week and had unscrewed some outlets. So I go inside and check the combo outlet with a coax cable and phone cable and sure enough, the coax cable is loose at the connection. Me: "Nothing wrong outside". Wife: "Directv is coming out at 8am in the morning. They had promo's so I signed up for free this and free that, all for $8.95 a month". Me: "The coax cable is loose on the kitchen outlet." Wife: "THAT CABLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TV. IT'S FOR THE INTERNET AND PHONE CONNECTIONS". (Like she's some kind of expert electrician). I walk into our bedroom and the TV fires up normal... Me: "TV in the bedroom works fine now". Wife turns on the family room TV and it fires up...
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Anatomy of a school shooting /no politics
This thread now hits close to home. Kid fired a gun at my son's high school (Rio Rancho, NM) today just minutes before classes started. According to him, the kid was a special ed kid who fired it into the ceiling, dropped the gun and hauled ass. Good to know the cops responded quickly and caught the kid (it's all open area, no place to hide). https://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/police-respond-to-shots-fired-call-at-cleveland-high-school/5246302/
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You know what ol Jack Burton says at a time like this?
- 50 shades of suburbia vs vanilla neighbors
she looks right at home in that swing. he, on the other hand, is thinking "no more strap-on dildo's going up my ass once we're outta here".- 50 shades of suburbia vs vanilla neighbors
what a relief. I was waiting for the "some animals WERE harmed during the filming of __" disclaimer.- 50 shades of suburbia vs vanilla neighbors
not gonna ask about the animal hides on the floor...- Game 24: Texas at West Virginia, 7 PM, ESPN2
Was that an air ball by DO to end the half?- 2019 Texas Softball - Connie's overboard, Anchors Aweigh!
2-0 after 1 inning. Probably ran themselves out of 2 more runs- Gettin Laid: 2019
Victorious1 is on the scoreboard! I knocked 2019 out early this year (married 23 years...) My projected run rate is 4-6 times this year (Winter, Spring, Summer & Fall). I need to check back in July but I'm sure I'll be disappointed.- House Bill 1100 would allow Texans to purchase liquor on Sundays
another needed alcohol law reform needed: drinking in public before noon. We were at the beach in Port A one weekend and started popping the tops around 11am on Sunday and the local law enforcement paid us a visit. Luckily he just made us pour out the open containers and said to wait another 20 minutes until noon but he could have written us up.- Epic Tourist Stupidity
Didn't see this one last year: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/06/05/elk-kicks-woman-head-2nd-yellowstone-attack-3-days/675548002/ Were all the proper lawsuits files against Yellowstone Park, Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation and the local Elks Club?- Website for Background checks
don't forget to run a credit check while you're at it...- Do I have rabies?
In Old Yeller Bud Searcy tells of an uncle or family member who came down with hydrophobie and chained hisself to a tree to protect his family from him when it hit. If it worked in Old Yeller it should work for you so you better get the chain out. *(Disclaimer: it didn't work out very well for Old Yeller)- lhn alert - texas pig '77
Brad Shearer was a baller, just tackled the whole right side of the arkie o-line and the RB. Steve McMichael wasn't too bad either.- Big Green Egg & Other Ceramic Grills All Encompassing Thread
I replaced my BGE thermometer years ago with a Smokeware thermometer. I'll use my probes for long cooks but for hamburgers, steaks & such the Smokeware is much better guage. Has anyone used their Chimney Caps?- Wish me luck
I think you're confused and meant to say Battle of Yorktown...- Wish me luck
- Anti-Vaxers are Vexed
at least we know where to go for some black plague, or too soon?- Phenomenal: Police Bodycam Shows Officer Shot By Friendly Fire
No, it's not. And stop calling me Surely.- Game 17: Texas at Kansas, 8 PM, ESPN
DO dribbles right into the defense...- Game 17: Texas at Kansas, 8 PM, ESPN
holy Shiite, DO sucks balls- Tell Me About Texas a&m
aggy, daniel figurelli, taylor hamm, etc. We know where that work came from...- What ever happened to hat etiquette?
https://www.hats.com/etiquette- Bevo attacks UGA
Has Bevo started receiving a windfall in $$$ from donors yet? I would think that history in Texas Football lore is worth at least 6 or 7 figures. - 50 shades of suburbia vs vanilla neighbors
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