Everything posted by Victorious1
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What's your game plan tonight,you olds?
you called?
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Liberty Bowl - OK State v. Mizzou (-9) 2:45 pm
Even IF he got his toe down, he lost control of the ball
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My wife suggested I grill hamburgers this evening for dinner. I told her the weather forecast shows snow at 3PM (we live north of ABQ, NM) and I would do them for lunch because I didn't want fire up the grill & do burgers in the snow. Wife: "It's NOT going to snow today...the worse is not supposed to arrive until tomorrow morning." My son had high school basketball practice at 10AM so I postponed hamburgers for another day. By the time I go pick my son up from practice at 12PM there's already 2 inches of fresh snow down. We have not seen temps above freezing since Thursday so it was very slick and people are driving 20/30mph down the highway. We walk in the house and my son starts telling the wife "Mom, the streets are so slick the cars were sliding all over the road". Wife: (from the couch under her blanket) "The streets can't be slick, it barely snowed". Me: [shakes head]
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Innocent New York man billed $4,600 for police rectal probe
"That will be $575 an inch, sir"
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Innocent New York man billed $4,600 for police rectal probe
drugs, or no drugs, we're going in... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46637634
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Make no mistake - Todd Orlando Fucking Sucks
I went to the game in Lubbock this weekend. First play and I'm asking myself why do we have three safeties back? and why are we playing prevent defense in the first quarter?
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Who had the better loss yesterday, The Texas Aggies or tu?
Heh, you over estimate aggys.
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Who had the better loss yesterday, The Texas Aggies or tu?
aggy loss to SEC helps the SEC, duh
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2018 World Series - Red Sox v Dodgers
what's the weather in Boston look like for this week and next week? Typically, cold weather teams have some advantage over warm weather teams but if its only 50's it probably won't matter; 30's might make a difference.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Fired by promotion is still fired. You seem stupid. Well, you seem very stupid too. Retaining employment with your employer is not "fired", maybe "reassigned" even though he had been AD since 1962. I'm sure he was encouraged to step down from the head coaching position.
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Ohio State at Purdue
ESPN writer already declaring Ohio St & OU beating Michigan and Texas and those two teams are in. Didn't even mention what Michigan and/or Texas winning does to the picture, or OSU or OU losing any other games.
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Train mows down Indians (dot)
You can say that again...
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Train mows down Indians (dot)
maybe they should use cowcatchers over there
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
DKR was also Athletic Director and remained the Athletic Director until 1980's. How is that being fired?
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ALCS: Astros vs. Red Sox
Just not going to win many games with that pitching line: 7 BB & 2 HBP.
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
He's just fucking lazy on that attempt
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
some player step it up for playoffs...Maldonado is not one of those
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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread
atta boy Springer!
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Perhaps the best headline in the history of newspapers
Yes, this. Apparently very relevant to the story...
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Pull down or through
I'm sure there's a couple of lazy fuckers that use Depends
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Earl Campbell being Earl Campbell
Some of that "turf" he ran on back in the 70's was like concrete compared to today's turf.
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WELL I CA'NT GO TO ARBY NO MOREW
Try the Big Texan. They have a free 72 oz steak...
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
^ ^ Ag 101 - make outrageous statement about "tu", a common sense ag responds and is immediately set upon and rebuked by the masses.
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NLDS- Braves v Dodgers
Dodgers in 3 or 4. Would love to see Braves go 5 games or win series.
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The Big Hack: How China Used a Tiny Chip to Infiltrate U.S. Companies (Apple, Amazon)
I worked on our Dept of State account for about five years (2007-12) and State IT was always asking for schematics of our products they purchased through the Tempest contractors. I presumed they were auditing units to compare designed product versus finished product. But when you get right down to it, all of the components that went into our product(s) were sourced from any number if different manufacturers, most of them located in Asia.