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Sheep Have Wool

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  1. I, for one, eagerly anticipate you moving on from hand wringing solely about Texas and expanding your repertoire in a thread titled "College Football Sucks and Everyone Dies Alone and Probably on Fire."
  2. Look who you're quoting. As long as someone in a Texas uniform is fucking up, he's happy.
  3. I mean, it seems like "to be miserable" is the option many posters have opted for.
  4. Jesus, you guys sound fucking miserable. We are going to win.
  5. Fuck that. We're the better team, outplaying them, and even if our shots aren't landing, we're still winning this shit.
  6. I thought it was pretty obvious why when I noticed the player doing it didn't have a Texas jersey on.
  7. Most Brown Forman products are fine, I guess, but I like Ford's gin, 1910/1920/Birthday quite a bit.
  8. 2 oz blanco tequila 3/4 oz Cointreau 1 oz lime juice 1/4 oz agave nectar Shake, half salt rim, over ice
  9. Why not just drink the bong water with some vodka? It'd taste better. https://youtu.be/q7s16ewP1RU
  10. Yes. I thought shirtless Muss was rock bottom, but here we are.
  11. Take it to the thread police thread.
  12. I don't generally put folks on ignore because it seems like a lot of work to remember how to do it, and I'm easily amused by idiocy. You're not amusing any longer. Your takes are a beating, you should post less, and you should probably find a different hobby.
  13. I find it shocking - shocking! - that someone from Baylor is engaging in what-about-ism that completely ignores any sort of context. Can you do it for cat skinning and player murdering, too? I'm legitimately curious.
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