Everything posted by Texasrocks
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
He's our backup for STs in the likely event that Banks dies in a tragic stripper pole accident.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
And then have sex with it?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I'm no mathematician, but how does a $200k per year escalation clause add up to $3 million over 4 years?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I saw a quote from someone interviewing Saban once on his defense and he said something like their base defense was a 3 man front, but they rushed 4 or more 75 percent of the time.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I don't know anything, but I doubt either school would admit it if he turned them down.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
If he was watching film, it means Arnett did good things against non-Bama offenses.
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Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm
Coach, can you walk through the new coaches you've hired and current coaches who will remain?
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Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm
Someone needs to ask about assistants.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
After the past month I'm going to assume this is a rhetorical question.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
$9.95ers haven't been right about anything other than Herman was gone. Why would be believe them on this?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I doubt he knows who it is either way.
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CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
He does NOT like dem apples.
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CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
Waddle needs to sit down and stay on the bench.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
In their defense, Smith does have a shit ton of yards.
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CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
Bama's offense is amazing, but how did OSU decide playing 4 LB was a good idea. There are multiple mismatches on every play.
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CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
OSU went full retard on defense.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
There is exactly one guy at Alabama who matters. Everyone else can be replaced with no discernible difference in results. Sark looks amazing as the OC. But so did Mike Locksley. And Lane Kiffen. Saban replaced 7 coaches in 2018 and 6 in 2019. It's what he does.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
It's not garbage, but it's on par with most of what you can get at a grocery store. I lived outside of Texas for 20 years before moving back a couple of years ago. I was looking forward to trying Bluebell again and was disappointed.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
When is the last time a high profile assistant left Alabama and it made any difference? Saban seems to like Sark more than most of his assistants, but make no mistake, Bama wins because of Saban. Sark is the best OC they've had and he's improved scoring by a couple of points a game. They can hire some random guy who isn't drooling on himself and they'll drop off by a few points. He probably has a replacement for every coach on his staff already on his staff as an analyst. There may be slight variations in how they kick the crap out of teams, but they'll still kick the crap out of teams. Saban treats coaches like he treats players, if he loses one it's next man up. Saban can lose half his staff and he'll be right back in the playoffs next year.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
How many hundreds of pages is the Urban or Bust thread? Substance isn't really our strong suit around here.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Yep. I went to grad school with an OSU alumn who got us tickets. He wouldn't leave the stadium until I flipped my UT shirt inside out. He was convinced I was going to get my ass kicked before we got out of the stadium.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Not clicking on the 'Nigerian Prince who wants to wire me money' email isn't really turning down an offer.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
We need to see the whole staff for an overall grade, but so far there is no dead weight which is a significant improvement over the last 10+ years. New S&C coaches are A+ just on principle. The Flood and Davis hires are easy A's. Drayton is a B based on his tenure so far. Gideon has potential, but it's not clear what his role is. For ST he's probably an A, but I don't know how he'll do with safeties and recruiting so we can give him a placeholder B. Milwee is probably a B. Probably a B+ at the halfway point.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I'm really enjoying how the $9.95ers don't have any clue who we're hiring and yet still have "details" on the process.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
The Bagman Commeth