Everything posted by Texasrocks
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Urban Meyer or bust
He's got to earn the title. The Penultimate Fister Champion! If he comes in second.
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Urban Meyer or bust
The penultimate fister and... the other fister.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Is futureman the South Austin's mom of fisting now?
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
I admit that I am completely ignorant when it comes to Ohio football. Though I'd be happy if Texas hired Urban Meyer even if he came from a total shit hole like Oklahoma. (And before anyone comments, yes, I know Darrell Royal is from Oklahoma.)
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
That's a fair point, though by that metric, I think Louisiana, Maryland and some other random states are probably higher than Ohio.
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
Just to be clear, I don't give a shit about Ohio. Why the fuck would I?
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
Let's not pretend Ohio is a top tier state for HS football. It may be better than Michigan, but it isn't in the same tier as Texas, California, and Florida. I'd put it behind most of the SEC states too.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
It's like you've never met an aggy.
- Maryland vs Pedo
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Bijan Robinson is special
Why give it to Bijan when we can throw incompletions 30 yards down field?
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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
We'll throw it deep 10 times in the second half just in case.
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West Virginia Mountaineers @ Texas Longhorns - 11AM CDT on ABC [Making Meth vs Herman's slow death]
Our defense will outscore theirs?
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Urban Meyer or bust
Two twitter accounts, both created a couple of days ago. Seems legit.
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Joseph Ossai
I'm pretty sure Wallace just leaned over and asked the Ref if Ossai was still staring at him.
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Urban Meyer or bust
He's going to NYU?
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Mike Leach to the SEC (Mississippi St)
This was a particularly bad year for Leach to start with a new team. With no spring practice and modified fall camps, I suspect teams with new coaches will do worse in general this year relative to teams with established systems. As others have mentioned, Leach's system requires a ton of reps (not to be confused with experience - he does just fine with seniors who haven't started in the past). I think Leach will be fine if he can make it to season 3. Tech and WSU showed his ceiling - above average for the school and good enough to spoil the occasional Bama/Georgia/Florida season.
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Chris Ash Defense
Can he please teach his guys how to deal with a rub route? Please?
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Joseph Ossai
Sacks and tackles for loss are nice and all, but I don't understand why Ash doesn't have him dropping into coverage 20 times a game.
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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]
I feel like our biggest problem this year has been the first 3 1/2 quarters and the last minute or two. Other than that, we've been nails.
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Urban Meyer or bust
As a life-long t-shirt fan, Urban Meyer hurting UT's academic standing while winning boatloads of games is a risk I'm willing to take.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
So, like, 4 pounds of nachos?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I'm not convinced that Herman's "mistakes" are fixable. The evidence to date suggests he's just not a good head coach. Herman has more talent than Mack Brown's last couple of years and worse results. There are lots of things Mack could have (and should have) done better. It's hard to look at any aspect of the team this year and say, if only this one thing were better we'd be great. It's hard to even find something that we're really good at. If Herman had to potential to be a great coach, I'd expect to see some signs of it. I just don't.
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Texas opens as a 14 point favorite v Baylor
It's 2020 and Herman can't even shit the bed properly. Texas will win the game, but it'll be closer than the score indicates. No one will pay attention to the circumstances and we'll hear how Texas has turned things around, our new coordinators just needed some time, we'll be ranked, people will say we still control our own destiny, etc. Then OSU will kick the crap out of us. That's just how it has to be.
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Let's Watch Derrick Henry Stiff Arm Josh Norman
Earl was all, "Johnny, I apologize. I forgot you were there. You may go now."
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Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
Regardless of how many players Babers spoke to, all but one of the players went into the locker room after the last game. That's a pretty clear indicator of how the players feel. And it's hard to believe CDC was unaware of earlier reports that Herman gave players the option to go into the locker room or not. He certainly was aware they weren't staying on the field through the first four games. This is about the worst possible way for CDC and Herman to handle the situation.