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FUCK OU
If youāre stuck in Dallas with nothing better to do, and the WiFi sucks, and parking is $20, you might as well go out and beat the hammered dogshit out of Oklahoma. Crank it up for Hate Week. Iād desecrate the graves of their heroes if only I didnāt hate their dirt so very much. HookEm.
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it's 5:40 pm, 9/29/2018, and OU still sucks
- Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Link pushes lit elevator buttons and holds the door for everyone whoās not getting in. When the doors finally close he munches on pickled dicks from a paper sack. Fuck Lincoln Riley.- Charles Omenihu
These guys may just be filling space and occupying, not heroes, but through four games I think thatās working.- Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Iām a Presbyterian elder but Iām pretty sure if I ran into Kirk Herbstriet Iād punch him straight in the stupid mouth. I know for sure Iād kill Bohls with a whiffle ball bat.- It's time to buy in
These sons a bitches can beat anyone you give em. OU. Bring us that meat.- Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Iām put in my place. Texas beat the dog shit out of TCU this afternoon. This is really starting to look like the 1990 Horns. Letās keep this Shock the Nation train rolling. I lost a smoking hot girlfriend in the sleet of the Cotten Bowl that year. Letās hope this one ends better.- Texas vs TCU Game Thread
This is a weird feeling. Itās TCU, weāre dogs, but Iām feeling serious fucking rage, like nuke these fucking cunt roaches. That once in a generation, shake Bellmontās foundations, scream for three hours, stomp concrete like youāre going to prison tomorrow. Weāre gonna win.- We are going to win
Iām expecting 1990 Houston loud. I was at that game. I suffered permanent hearing loss and I was GRATEFUL This is an analog setup. Tomorrow is this shitty generationās UH. Live up to it- Talk TCU vs TEXAS
I sent up a burnt offering of brisket to Darrel K. Royal tonight and I smashed a cockroach with my boot. The Oracle says we win by 10. Itās time these little bastards got sent back to Tarrant County crying for their coke dealers. Fuck the roaches.- We are going to win
Past due. As is the Hindenburg.- We are going to win
Snacks knows things. Far fewer things than the average man, but the few are the important ones.- We are going to win
Maybe we win maybe we lose maybe you go record the game in case of a chaps and/or sweater malfunction. Iāll just pass the time until kickoff imagining them getting together in the spirit of interscholastic cooperation.- Michael Dickson
Hell write books. But theyāll all be too loooong to read.- MNF DH: Jets @ Lions & Rams @ Raiders
Pellets flew up from the blue- Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
I feel like Iāve been wearing the same unwashed underwear at the lake, in a tent, in the rain, for 9 years. Thought I swapped em out a couple of times, but no, just reached back for the same grimies.- Yo, predict the rest of the season..
Struggle to 6 wins and Army rushes for 400 against us in the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl in Fort Worth. It will be 25 degrees and sleeting. There will be plenty of good seats available. Armyās mule will rape two of our DBs in the end zone.- Tulsa will beat us
Damn. Tulsa looked like Texas tonight. Problem is, so did we.- Tulsa will beat us
Bad games today a shitty game for us likely weather delay 7pm start some folks are going to die tonight in Brackās alchy ward- [Video]Sam Ehlinger vs Maryland
Buechele is more accurate and he makes the right reads. Problem is he makes them three seconds too late, like getting onto the bus home and THEN he throws it. Heās a narcoleptic Tom Brady with sloth blood. Can we just spike his Gatorade with cocaine?- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Tuesday night, still ragey. Our coach is a prick who loses. My son is 9 and heās never seen a good Texas team in his lifetime. Even in the pits of the 80s and 90s we still had 1990. Iāll let it lie and just shut up, but Iām completely done with Herman.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Tom Herman makes me hate UT. And I say that as I recite my SSN/TDL# as the university knows me. Not one penny from me til this turd blossom is gone.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Just so weāre clear, Tom Herman made a daily paycheck of ~$15,000 today. Thatās what he cashes every fucking day. I donāt feel like weāre getting value for dollar.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Donāt care. Iām pissing on this dudeās carpet grass this afternoon. And itās gonna be dark, not-championship level piss. Real dehydrated bourbon gobbling piss. Fuck-you-tom piss.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Fuck Tom Herman. Fuck him straight in the goat ass. Iām being real here. Mr del conte, fuck this punk straight in the goat ass. - Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
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