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FartingMonk

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  1. So the hooker gets to collect her tips too?
  2. How are they being assholes? The restaurant listed the price on the menu.
  3. No he paid for the hooker. He just didn't give her more. He paid the advertised rate
  4. Haha. So I remember you as a big gambler. So there were nights I would go to Ember and tip the shit out of the people. There are other nights. I'm like fuck.... They gave me the same service because they knew when I was good they were good. That story that guy was absolutely misjudged his spending. It fucking happens.
  5. Last thing I'm gonna say. Sometimes people are just down in life and want to go out. Why the fuck are we judging them.
  6. I'm just saying. I was part of the service industry. In college I delivered pizzas. One time I delivered 100 pizzas to UT for a party. The people who took the pizza didn't tip. I was pretty fucking pissed. The next time I did it. The dude tipped 200 bucks and then the person who actually paid for it had tipped 200. As a server I've been stiffed by a church group but then the tips for the shift were super generous. It happens
  7. When I was driving Uber. Did I get mad if someone didn't tip me? No. Was I happy when someone tipped? Yes. But that's the industry. People tip and people don't tip.
  8. I also chose to tip 8 dollars on top of the service charge
  9. He's paying what the restaurant has listed at the menu price. If he chooses to tip that's on him. It's not an obligation. He is not breaking any law. Oh but the social norms.
  10. Yeah. I'm serious. Sometimes people are on a budget and just need to get out of the house for dinner or a drink. Why pin it on them maybe the industry needs to change, but ask anyone server or bartender if they should get paid 20 bucks and hour and do away with tipping. They will laugh in your face. Most bartenders I know make upwards of 50 bucks an hour. And no I am not a bad tipper. Last night I forgot my dinner so I had to order pizza because everything in downtown Seattle is closed after 10 PM. For 18 bucks worth of food. I got hit with a 8 dollar delivery charge and I tipped the guy 8 bucks. Yeah. It sucks getting stiffed on a tip but that shit evens out. For every no tipper there are 4 that tip more than 20 percent. It's the nature of the industry.
  11. I have a lot of friends in the service industry and everytine they say something like that I ask. Hey do you bitch about the people who tip more than 20 percent?
  12. He must not be a fungi at parties
  13. There are peas. I forgot about them until the end but they made it in. I forgot the heavy cream but it still turned out delicious. Cream of mushroom is the secret
  14. Had a hankering for chicken pot pie
  15. Yes it was 80 yards
  16. The best plat Vince made was that Okie St game where we were getting our asses dominated. He pump fakes the defender making him jump and takes it 50 yards to the house
  17. Hillary told Monica. Step back bitch, this time I'm doing the blowing
  18. I drink one hurricane imma show you my puss 2 earthquakes imma show you my.butt
  19. Southern California is going to be in a world of hurt. Not a single fuck is being given. It's going to be like Harvey and the UFC fight
  20. Residents in California have been advised to leave their belts, shoes laces, and sheets outside their houses for their own safety before Hilary strikes
  21. Yep. They have one at corporate
  22. History is on our side. Next week is the anniversary of all of our big ones. Friday is Harvey
  23. This shit gets better and better. While the wildfires were going on. Every official was in Oahu at the Disney resort attending the FEMA diaster preparedness conference.
  24. Maui's Chief of Diaster Response has no experience in Diaster Response. Cronyism at its best
  25. Yeah and the wild thing is minimum wage in Seattle is 16 bucks an hour. That 2.10 shit doesn't exist. The tip is in addition to his 16 bucks.
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