Everything posted by FartingMonk
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Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
I flew to New England because I got a little scotch drunk and wanted clam chowder and then I discovered clear clam chowder
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2024 Season Surly Horns Tailgate Thread of Dominance
I got a bus that we can pick every one up to bring to the tailgate
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2024 Season Surly Horns Tailgate Thread of Dominance
She told him there was a sextant on the cruise ship. He heard sex tent
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
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Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Arch will only succeed if we fire Sark and bring Coach Bombay in. His duck will succeed in his vaunted flying V attack
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Israel vs everyone war thread
You'd have to get rid of AIPAC first.
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USC @ Michigan - CBS
Buy another TV you poors
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Pipeline Explosion in Deer Park
I used to work for Quest and have been all over the country doing smart pigging. A lot of sites up north that have block valves near the road especially on 2 Lane highways have cables inside the chain link fence to stop things like this. It won't stop everything but it will slow the car down enough to maybe lessen the damage. Sometimes that's the only isolation valve for miles. With an explosion like that. It looks like the next upstream isolation valve was pretty far and that's why it burned for so long.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
No but I did put it in your mom's chute at a Motel 6 last night
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Israel vs everyone war thread
The Israelis need to deliver cake to all the Hezbollah leaders. Instead of it exploding. A flag with BANG! pops up. That will get the PTSD to max scale.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
- Israel vs everyone war thread
That's a heavy ass pager. Now you gotta weigh pagers- Israel vs everyone war thread
It's 2024. Who else would be carrying pagers? A pager is probably harder to find in the wild than a cell phone. Hezbollah apparently never watched The Wire. They would have known to buy their pagers from different suppliers so it didn't get compromised. HumInt for Israel probably got ripped off their was a big batch of pagers being ordered and being delivered to Lebanon and perked some ears. Pagers I believe run on 2 and 3 G networks so they had to be specifically modified. As far as the no explosive theory I don't buy it. Yes. You can overheat a battery and cause it to explode but the heat rise is gonna burn your ass that you're gonna throw it before it explodes- Pipeline Explosion in Deer Park
It is definitely in the playbook. Anyone that works for any company that they are in FR gear has already been trained. There are news vans parked at the gas station looking for people who are in coveralls to ask them what they think. The trained response is "I have no comment. Please contact my companies PR department at this number for a statement"- Come up with a Key & Peele style football name
En-ey-el Munnyall- Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
- Tyreek Hill police body cam released
Tyreek was being obnoxious, but I think the most telling thing was when he was cuffed and that cop was trying to get him to sit and he said hey watch it. I just had surgery on my knee. The cop said something like you must've had surgery on the ear too. That's not how it fucking works. The cop was pissed at was not trying to deescalate the situation. He snuck in a lock when he didn't have to. That cop was a dick and probably has beaten people before.- Tyreek Hill police body cam released
He wasnt calling his agent. He was calling Drew Brooks. Miami's director of security. Although both the Drew's showed up and got him released- Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox
- [Adjacent to Gameday] Texas @ The Big House - A Blue Blood Party by Surly Horns
Oh Lord me too- Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox
- Multiple active shooters fired at main entrance of JBSA-Chapman Training Annex in San Antonio
All gates have a long gun now. Sometimes it's visible sometimes it's in the shack or their vehicle- Iran attacks Israel attacks Iran
- NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
When I win the lottery. I'm gonna Jay and Silent Bob these little fuckers. Are you smu_deeznuts69? And kick them in the nuts. - Israel vs everyone war thread
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