Everything posted by Nolacycling
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Just overheard in HEB parking lot. 10-year-old,"Mom, can I start the car?" Woman, "sure, put your foot on the brake and press start." "Which one's the brake?" Nervous giggle. "You know I forgot." Double check whether raging mom car can cause damage in my row.
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Matt Campbell or bust
How about Ferentz's kid at Iowa? I believe he's oc. We'd have an o-line and tight ends yearly. Skill position players reap the benefits. Who am I kidding, he'd say No.
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Aggy doesn't lie, cheat, or steal
Sat next to a frat boy that had pencils with the answers on sides. Thank goodness.
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The Batshit Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory
They didn't help build the railroads.
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(a little political) Tom Cruise goes apeshit on movie crew over COVID
Who's the key grip?
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The Batshit Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory
Maine is our Afghanistan.
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$C @ UCLA- Battle for the Victory Bell- ABC
No game on here, so soccer. Soccer broadcast starts as test pattern for 20 seconds. That's just so MLS.
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Edinburg player hits ref after being ejected
Tommy Tune and Jim Nabors would be good dance partners
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Texas basketball 2020-21: Not even Shaka can fuck this up...right?
Our huge advantage is that our team is familiar with playing in empty arenas.
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Tokelahoma
Hope you're right. My web skills confirmed this, but it seems the wait time is for the OK state government to issue the card. Sorta like our Driver license system in Texas.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Big Spring, hands down. Perfectly represented by the fact that the opening scenes to Midnight Cowboy were filmed there.
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Donald Trump 2020
Partially means dotard knew nothing about "that thing I told you about, no the other thing with the guy, yeah that guy."
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The Undoing HBO
I wanted to see Oddball ef over the school, just because.
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
If this is because of money, I don't believe that would stop them. UM, Harbaugh and pros would design a contract where Payout is lessened by amount of pro contract and everyone saves face.
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Prison movies
Bridge on the River Kwai.
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The Undoing HBO
My ending. H. Grant and husband were having a gay relationship. Yada Yada Yada. She dead.
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LSU/aggy
Radio broadcasters backtracking on awesome red zone stats and offensive strength because it was just not going to be that easy against this lsu team tonight.
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LSU/aggy
Radio Broadcast keeps giving: He was out-of-bounds at the 39, subtract 15 for the penalty and they'll be........................................deep into aggy territory. We cannot keep stopping the game to make corrections on ball placement calls we've already made here in the booth! refs are getting worse every play B'caster 1 tells tidbit about how jimbo says that sometimes 3 yds is a good play. Fair enough, I agree.. But idiot partner can't follow the reference and says, Well then let's call it a four yard gain. They were bragging so very early in the game about offense ball control and red zone scoring stats on their winning streak. Way too early.
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Donald Trump 2020
Only two ways to fight that sign. Perseus killed the Greek Kraken. Davey Jones killed the pirate Kraken. Both statues would be good yard art.
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Tokelahoma
No. I was a tourist and unsatisfied. I didn't take the time to see if I needed to be a resident because I didn'thave the time. Just read where NM changed its law to where one had to be a resident to obtain a card.
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Texas basketball 2020-21: Not even Shaka can fuck this up...right?
Real Greg vs Shadow. Now I know it's basketball season. Sigh.
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The Surly Official 2020 Corching Search Thread of DOOM and DESPAIR
PAC 12 coaches are not on the menu.
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Tokelahoma
Medicinal only. My recent drive through OKC had me standing outside a dispensary like a 16-year-old trying to buy beer at the 7-11. $175 for a medical license that took a few days to process. Mucho dispensaries.
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Donald Trump 2020
Looking at that painting: In 2018, President Donald Trump signed Public Law 115-158, which prohibits the use of federal funds to pay for an official portrait of any federal official or officer, including the president, the vice president, a member of Congress, the head of an executive agency, or the head of an office of the legislative branch. Since most recent presidential portraits have been privately funded anyway, this law will primarily prevent other governmental officers such as agency heads and Speakers of the House from commissioning official portraits using federal funds. Maybe hecould use that one or the one that he bought with Trump Foundation money, or...
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Texans. Lions. Thanksgiving incompetence.
And again