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Red Five

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  1. I said a few days ago that hand looks like Luke’s after getting hit with a blaster. He also covered it with a black glove.
  2. You know, if you were to paint Walz green and stick some big ears on him....
  3. (stares longingly, yet again, at that bottle of champagne in the fridge. waiting.)
  4. Burton: Update on OL Laurence Seymore, the most recent commitment to Texas: Spoke to someone close to the situation. Seymore is not expected to join Texas until summertime. He is finishing his undergrad degree this semester at Western Kentucky. Texas has a lot of confidence that he will be granted his waiver. However, the only timetable currently for that is “sometime this spring”. He is expected to visit Texas for the first time at some point in the next couple of weeks.
  5. Like what we did with Lou Gehrig disease, can we just call narcissism, Trumpism going forward?
  6. There was a lot of conflicting info on this dude. Like, what school he was attending in 2023. I don't think we know.
  7. Bobby and Gerry both put out hypothetical depth charts today, and both had Hollywood Smothers as RB1 and Brown as RB2. That was surprising to me.
  8. "Hey, go outside and you can expect to get murdered by your government. I am very smart." Tits look great though.
  9. Please tell me someone asked her what temperature at which water freezes.
  10. She's fingering that book while about halfway to a hook em sign.
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