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Disco Strangler

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Everything posted by Disco Strangler

  1. For once, Trump says something I am in total 100% agreement with: Trump's response, according to Cruz: "F**k you, Ted."
  2. That’s when the penguin was carrying them.
  3. A girlfriend once gave me a hand job using Vaseline. I came three times trying to wash that shit off.
  4. What a tool. This dipshit needs to clean out his ears because we clearly did not watch the same "speech." Yesterday's speech was probably the lowest point of US statesmanship in this country's long history. More like great-grand-daddy is home . . . and he just took a shit on the floor, swallowed a battery out of the TV remote, wiped a booger on the wall, threw a rock at the neighbor's house because they are black and then demanded his 4:00 dinner from the home health aide before his Wheel of Fortune starts.
  5. On occasion, when she’s not making movies or butchering our language.
  6. Did Graglia die by autoerotic asphyxiation following an all-male orgy at a private resort near Marfa, Texas just like Scalia? If not, advantage Scalia.
  7. Houston. “Constitutional Carry” to protect from tyranny - I would expect 20% of Texas are strapped or have a weapon in arms reach. Even better, a decent number of that 20% are us libtards or have brown skin with diminishing patience.
  8. I could think of a few positives of Cornyn losing the primary to Paxton: -Trump may die before November and all of his true-believer acolytes like Paxton are less powerful when he's dead; -Paxton is more beatable in the general election. He's a mistress fucker who is forcing religion on us while his wife is divorcing him for "biblical reasons." There is plenty of shit to stir with the R voters who are only marginally paying attention. Plus, if Trump doesn't die before then, things in USA (economically and politically) will be much worse by November (100% guaranteed) and that will drag down R votes and enthusiasm; and -This may be hopium, but maybe a Cornyn who is not worried about re-election grows some semblance of a spine like Tom Tillis and we have more members of the Senate to fuck up Trump's continuous escalations. Same might be true like some of the other pieces of shit like Bill Cassisdy.
  9. You talkin' about Chip Roy Rogers? That Virginia carpet bagger (Roy) is such a phony, cosplay Texan that he could give calf ropin', hog huntin', cattle russlin', tabacckey spittn' lessons to some of the other carpet baggers we have representing the state, including our Canadian carpet bagger (Cruz), our Maryland carpet bagger (Danny Goeb / Dan Patrick), and his fellow Virginia carpet bagger (Ken Paxton).
  10. If true, war crime.
  11. Load up that murderer with MAGA-funds. A state court wrongful death verdict will seize all of it.
  12. This liberal is absolutely furious. But, not as furious as the masturbation these fellas are getting ready to unleash in this circle jerk.
  13. I'mma play this Vandross, you gon' take your pants off.
  14. He looks like Larry Davis fucked Carrot Top
  15. World's richest Nazi. Bought the presidency and we gave him free reign to mole his way into every aspect of our government.
  16. 3.1M+ votes worth of fraud? Maybe all the Enbril that he takes for his psoriatic arthritis has the side effect of making him an absolute dipshit.
  17. When you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
  18. Fatty is bleeding profusely from slight cuts to the hand from touching Bondi’s ring. But getting his ear shot by a deer rifle in his “assassin attempt” left no visible evidence of any lasting damage to his ear?
  19. Michigan coach working on his ASMR podcast?
  20. We’re selling our GPUs and buying electric guitars. Now we are selling our electric guitars and buying GPUs.
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