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The 01-06-21 Select Committee Thread
Unnamed politician’s text to Meadows on Jan. 7: “Yesterday was a terrible day. We tried everything we could in our objection to the six states. I’m sorry nothing worked.” Bets on who this is? Whoever is complaining the loudest about the committee’s work tomorrow is the prime suspect. Betting on Gosar, but hoping it’s Cruz.
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Official Thread for Abortion Demagoguery
Thomas is a self-hating and fairly ignorant asshole. He would reverse Loving if given the chance even though he is married to a white woman.
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
Is pussy overdose an option?
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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
An alien watching this game from space would thin Schooler is Michael Jordan level dominant. B
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
Here to make a deposit🤫
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Abbott: Texas creating standards to shield kids from "pornography & obscene content" in public schools.
Abbot is so concerned about books in schools turning the kids onto gay sex, that he has turned a blind eye to dangers available to the kids from the newspaper.
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Dear Texas, we need to have a conversation about Louie Gohmert
Question - pretend Gomert runs and actually wins Texas AG and sends Paxton packin' (yes - I should be a political consultant), is Texas better off or worse off than they are now? Pros: Paxton gone, Gomert not going to embarrass Texas in Congress, Gomert probably gets Trump's backing (Paxton loses not only Trump pardon, but also Trump endorsement) Cons: Gomert's seat likely filled with some East Texas dipshit, Gomert continues to file similar ridiculous lawsuits as Paxton did
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COVID FAFO Roll Call
Did Glamor Shots reopen?
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COVID FAFO Roll Call
Hoorah?
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
1, x, 2 alabaster skin, in the days before sunscreen? Renaissance master . . . Of deception.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Those dipshits made me ashamed of my Andy Griffith Show fandom. Imagine an episode where a fat, loudmouth Yankee with an inability to tell the truth about anything comes to town. Barney and Gomer might get duped at the beginning and Don Knotts would work some comedy magic. However, by the end of the episode the entire town of Mayberry would ride that blow-hard asshole out of Mayberry.
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College Football Attendance
I’m surprised by the middle finger reactions to this post (clearly I’m naive - I’m sure this comment will draw similar negatives). With a COVID death toll of 660K+ in the last 18 months, it is surprising to me to see the stadiums as packed as they have been. The games may or may not drive spikes, but I would expect that by the end of the season a bunch of college football fans (more than 1K?) will have contracted a fatal case of the virus from game attendance. Even if I’m wrong, I’m sure that others have taken a similar cautious position. I might take on extra risk in my life to see a Texas/OU game in person, but not to see us play an exposition game against Rice or Kansas.
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“Come and take it” deemed anti-Mexican
Will some future generation of Texans find my Truk Nutz offensive? Fuck off, future pussies.
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Texas Governor's Race 2022
Wish list: (1) Joe Strauss switches parties; (2) Lina Hidalgo; (3) Naked Bongos / Time is a Flat Circle; (4) Ron Niremberg; (5) a Castro; (6) the tree that took Hot Wheels’ legs.
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Gun Control
I wonder if there would be precedent for a statute that creates a private cause of action that rewards plaintiffs with $10,000 for a successful suit against against any gun seller (commercial or private sale) that does not fully comply with all gun sale regulations. If a seller succeeds in defending itself, no recovery of attorney fees. Snitch on a bad sale = $10K profit. Some motherfuckers seem to forget a time not too far in the past when this state was ruled by a different political party and assume that the tide will never turn.
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
- CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
Suuuure. And one time, Bruce Springsteen pulled me up on stage to dance with him while he sang Dancing in the Dark.- The downfall of Lindsay Graham
Reckon Manchin’s boat may have had some seamen on the poop deck?- The 01-06-21 Select Committee Thread
Rush won’t live that down.- Boo fucking hoo Ashli Babbitt
Ashley Babbit, the gal who cut her husband’s penis off while he slept? Ooooh, that Ashley Babbit, the fascist traitor.- Identifying Trump rioters
- Matthew McConaughey Truly Considering Run for Governor
Hot Wheels’ record: -Santa Fe High School massacre -Southerland Springs church massacre -Midland / Odessa highway massacre -El Paso Walmart massacre -open carry for all coming Sept 2021 . . . But yeah, Beto is is dipshit on guns. If only he were on the right side of history on this issue.- Latest GOP cancel culture: revisiting the Alamo
Phil Collins got taken for a ride by some shady artifact dealers. Basically, documents are probably real, but physical objects were likely fake. He should retain a lawyer and sue, sue, sudio.- Abbott being Abbott
Actually, it’s 2.024”.- Bill Cosby conviction vacated, to be freed from prison
Wonder if there was any raping in prison. . . . If so, hope everyone was fully conscious. - CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
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