Everything posted by Chooky
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
Bull mess. Bull junk. Receipts. Junk mess.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
WR. Tendency: Physical. Not kidding.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
And whichever programmer accidently made the player profile for wide receiver's tendency label "deep throat" instead of "deep threat" is either a complete moron or a total fucking genius.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
I recruited a guy named J. Epstein. Our in program suicide prevention team will deploy 10 armed guards around him at all times. If he starts taking about starting a model agency we'll force him into the portal.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
I'm mostly happy with it too. Just glad to have any college game again. Thanks O'Bannon. It would be nice if EA didn't use their most responsive fans as beta testers and implemented their own ... beta testers. You know, before the game released.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
I forced three punts and my AI players roughed the punter on all three. The game is cool but there is a broad range of glitchy nonsense. I assume an array of patches are being deployed. But, then again, this is EA so probably not. EA should rebrand and change their name to Blackwater.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
Defense feels impossible to me on multiple levels but that might just be because I suck.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
You can make new pipelines and then have to maintain them. Recruiting seems very cool so far. And there's new tweeks to pipelines. Florida is broken up into 3 regions. Georgia can be a pipeline but Atlanta is its own pipeline within.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
Presentation and player movement is awesome. The commentary is incredibly stiff. Sometimes Herbstreit sounds like he woke up from a scotch bender and recorded some audio with a bloody mary. The sim logic is completely fucked. So fucked up I really can't believe they released it. Get ready to see Liberty and Tulsa dominate the playoffs in the 3rd season of your dynasty while OSU, Georgia, and Penn State are all sub .500. Player editing for computer generated players is idiotically limited. I get they want to avoid potential litigation, but you can't change numbers or equipment but they allow you to change the names, which defeats the legal caution. You can name a player Barry Sanders but you can't take the neck roll and offensive lineman facemask off your cornerback. And if your 5 star corner is also wearing #49, you can just fuck off and ignore it because EA decided you don't get to change that for no other reason than meaningless restrictions. No formation subs. Wow. 11 years to remove features that were the bare minimum of expectation. Want to move that reciever to the slot for just that one formation? Fuck you. You can't. Because reasons. Or no reason whatsoever. The customization options are basically zero.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Not every school in America gets oil royalties, chief. Because oil is racist against the Rocky Mountains.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Oh gawd. Grandma's hand.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Fucking n*dists.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Three times in that video posted above sanders dipped into his perpetual victim complex. It's exhausting. Other than Magic, LeBron or MJ, there probably hasn't been a more embraced professional athlete.
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Shit's Borked
What do the inchworm guys think about Terry Joseph and Blake Gideon?
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Fuck Brett Yormark
I imagine Sankey knows there's a risk to cheapening your brand long term for bundles up front. There has to be a buffer eventually for college football against just allowing the whole thing to be lined up in front of a corporate firing squad. There's also big business to lose by becoming The Cheez It/Manscape/Saudi Wahhabist Bonesaw Conference.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I came to the recruiting board to check in on the big news and got a face full of a Mike Cernovich twitter post with an Elon chaser. May that poster receive a jagged enema filled with angry hornets.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Ian miles cheong is fascinating in a hideous kind of way. It's hard to tell if he's 15 or 70. And you could park a cybertruck in the space between his eyes.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
It's EA. And in spite of all the cool shit that's been displayed thus far, the fact that it's EA means there's still a high chance they'll completely fuck up huge portions of this game. But the CU stuff is strictly marketing to more casual football fans.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Lard Kelly
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Grand Master Flapjacks
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My new favorite subreddit
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I think hours after people here hinted at things in motion and other signs of inevitability.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
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