Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Chooky

Legacy Members
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Chooky

  1. Reddit moderators might be a cloned army from Katy Agnor's saliva.
  2. Almost looked intentional.
  3. In fairness to Trump, we were all kinda laughing at you.
  4. Dear Briscoe Cain, if that's even your real name, Don't fret about the betrayal from your floating orange orb god. Trump's endorsement will soon become a thing you'll be happy that you accidently avoided. That's the good news. The bad news is that won't fully transpire in time for your current campaign. But it'll be a consolation prize at a later date, albeit an unrewawrding one. I know you spent years with your nose firmly wedged into that rapidly decaying cantaloupe hole. Yes, that's wasted time. But there's plenty of time to reinvent yourself. Maybe sit out for awhile and then come back wearing a cape and a lone ranger mask -- change your name to The Cisco Flame. That's up to you. Shrug the rest of it off for now. Fuckingly and despisingly, I remain, Someone who fucking despises you
  5. 'More white people will be willing to die for our bidding if there are fewer brown people."
  6. Trump is gonna shit himself today. Not in response to a particular development, but because he shits himself multiple times a day.
  7. "That's how the fuck i see this. He's fuckin' strategically taking the fuckin' steps to fuckin' expose all these fuckin' motherfuckers to fuckin' take them all down in one fuckin' group, dude. I mean dude, that's how the fuck i see it. It's fuckin' strategy dude.' That's not easy to put on a t-shirt or a bumper sticker. But fuck it, dude. Let's go take selfies at fuckin' Bucc-ees, bro. Trump 2028.
  8. Just curious why. People attach different thoughts to him but he seems legitimately funny. I think he gets boxed into the dude bro box but I think he easily expands beyond that, especially when he does that podcast with the other guy he's on with all the time.
  9. I dare anyone to try to endure 15 minutes of joe rogan's last special. It's uncomfortable how bad it is. It's like an unintentional David Brent bit that gets almost too hard to witness. At some point he learned that he needs to shriek scream the punchline and bug his eyes out to let the audience know it's the part where they're supposed to laugh. There's a point where you have to stop calling yourself a comedian and just settle into your role as gullible purveyor of other people's propaganda and/or supplement salesman. It's embarrassing to live within a culture where anyone, ever, felt it necessary to briefly pretend Bert Kreischer is funny. Bargatze is funny. He'd be a safe, mid-range guy in the 90's and early 00's. But he's one of the few left who still attempts structure, pacing and timing. He feels like a pro in comparison to the current scene where everyone tries too hard to be edgy guy or cool guy. Anthony Jeselnik is really funny but there's something odd where 30 minutes should be the max of his sets. Somehow, his tempo starts to wear you out after a certain amount of time. But he's funny. I don't understand how anyone can not find Brian Regan funny. You should be beaten with sticks if you have strong opposition to Carlin or Prior. Lots of other things died in comedy when Norm Macdonald and Patrice O'Neal died. I can't even look at Bill Burr anymore after he did the Riyad comedy thing to do dancing monkey yuck yuck knee slappers for the same people who did 9-11. Same with Lois CK. Stand up is in a weird spot for some reason.
  10. He's an easy target to mock, I guess. I watch a ton of cooking videos and culinary stuff. I've heard at least 50 people who have worked directly with him or who were even distantly involved with him make comments about him. Not one of those people have ever said a single bad thing -- the opposite, actually. His generosity and kindness and eagerness to provide opportunities is apparently off the charts in the food entertainment industry.
  11. They can mentally navigate that. Some of them already have. The majority of the others will get there, too. Rinse and repeat.
  12. Now you listen here, buddy!
  13. I'm as silly and inane as they come, but I'm not comfortable with casually addressing a guy named "cat turd" like it's a commonly accepted part of the new lexicon.
  14. Back in my day "grape soda" was an innocent code reference for rude and racist generalizations. Then these sickos come along and take it way too far! Make "grape soda" cheeky bigotry again.
  15. Chip Brown didn't kill himself.
  16. Which American political party do you think the Arabic billionaire who sent epstein snuff porn donates toward? Which political party is currently fighting against having to reveal foreign donations while simultaneously shouting slogans like "AmEriCA FiRsT!" Sounds ... topical.
  17. Go away. Gatin'.
  18. Jamie Raskin smugly revealing that Trump might have said some things that don't align with the facts -- that perhaps he's incongruous with the truth on occasion. Well played, Jamie. Take a victory lap, you old bloodhound, you. Amazing instinct. Trump is sure to be red-faced over that revelation. The resistance. Serious people.
  19. Sounds illegal.
  20. Agreed. Fuck him. The DNC will find a way to completely fuck this up anyway, so might as well start cleaning your own room. You can at least get back to losing elections with decent people. Several days ago, multiple democrats in the house announced that their counter to Bill Clinton being subpoenaed to a hearing would result in Trump and his family members being subpoenaed. This isn't a bargaining chip. This isn't a leverage point. Not only is that a poor political play, it's repulsive behavior. Fuck Bill Clinton. Fuck you, too. I was blown away that multiple people with multiple staff members and multiple advisers were allowed to be so publicly idiotic. Find a systematic way to measure the depth of everyone's involvement. If their involvement is significant then burn them to the ground, especially if they're inside your tent. I don't think the DNC has a competent whip, a sense of direction or a single capable instinct. They're a factory of losing.
  21. Doesn't matter; had demented sex.
  22. Real Americans don't want to see Bugs Bunny in the Super Ball.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.