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Biff Poggi Is Tired of Your Shit
- Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
They probably wouldn't do it because it's dumb.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
What about the defensive line? Really want to delve into that $4 million and above bottleneck?- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I want them all whipped across the eyes. I refuse to believe stupidity is this prevalent. Some sinister group across the Atlantic created an army of bots that only flood sports message boards with idiotic takes. Their only goal is to slightly agitate the American public.- Lane Kiffin to LSU?
That's fucking dumb. Stop being dumb. He's the head coach of their rival. If Sark took the OU job he's out of the building immediately. You don't let the head coach of your rival access your players, transfers, recruiting class, staff and entire program. You name an interim and move on. Lane finalized that decision. It's difficult for me to fathom that there's a single person anywhere who feels that kiffin deserves to finish his season with Ole Miss, but then I remember that rampant idiocy is kind of a cultural staple in the last ten years.- SEC Refs Suck
The discrepancy in PI. Fuck this hillbilly conference.- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
LSU is going to accidently do the best thing for themselves and settle on Dillingham.- Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
He's not interested in anything other than his weird, personal druthers. His brain has created a theme and he's running with it.- Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
He's not carrying water for access. That's dumb and uninformed.- Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
That isn't happening with Paul. This isn't a thing.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
That isn't the bigger question. That franchise is a series of various questions. And the answer to all of the questions is the same answer. They are the Cleveland Browns.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Yep. His post game could have been "defense was great and gave us every opportunity. It's an honor to play with one of the greatest pass rushers in the history of the game and he proved it again today. I'm glad i could contribute on our side of the ball. This team really needed this. We need to get ready for the next one and do it again. When 95 is playing like that there's no reason we can't." It's a layup. But nah. "ME!"- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Sark's shenanigans aside, imagine if you saw your head coach at an NFL game the day after his 4th straight loss. And he refuses to take a single in home visit for recruiting.- Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
"You won't have my weird, amphibian feet to kick around anymore."- Urban Meyer: Texas' Coach
Aside from having the personal character resembling something that drips from an ape's ass, he sucks as a football coach now and he's averse to adapting to new offensive schemes.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Sark needs to just lean into how bad this team is and how shitty the coaching staff has been. Absolutely don't try to spin to this fanbase that they should be grateful for prior success and that there are bigger disasters elsewhere. There's a defensive, resentment stench wafting around that smells a tad like Mack Brown, Duane Akina's mustache and crap. Stop with that bullshit. Last night's presser was the first time I've seen Sark veering into presenting an Iraqi defense minister spectacle.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Lulz. West Virginia. The battle to see who sucks less than Oklahoma State. Julian Lewis looks good, though. I wonder how he'll look at Miami or Florida or Georgia or not Colorado.- Fire Duane Akina
Akina was an idiotic hire likely meant to be some familiarity unit for Nansen. He lorded over the worst tackling era from defensive backs I've ever seen at Texas. Herman and Strong tried to surpass Akina in complete tackling ineptitude and couldn't manage it. Akina gets here and we're instantly tackling poorly in the defensive backfield and taking shitty angles. Maybe that's circumstantial. PK has been a lot of things, but he's never had bad tackling in the secondary since he's been at Texas. PK relinquished control over the back end and tackling has gotten gradually terrible this season. What happened to the secondary against Vanderbilt cannot be excused by young, inexperienced players. That was an overt display of a poorly coached unit. They had no concept of responsibility. They were food. That single performance was so bad that it would be perfectly reasonable to dismiss Akina right now. If you don't want to be shitty for the sake of optics, then let him finish the season and be gone. But a serious program with serious goals doesn't allow that guy a second chance to do that. Nothing he suggests in a meeting should be taken seriously for the rest of this season.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Ass - Taint- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
He purposely had someone film him do this. An adult chose to do this.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
You don't believe?- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
gross- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Former hall of famers who have never coached a day in their life probably isn't the path forward.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
You're going to fuck Sark and anyone who defends him? Are you the bull queer of the entire cell block?- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
You'd be mad too if the teachers kept cutting your children's genitals off and if everyone stopped hiring white people and you kept getting arrested just for saying "Merry Christmas." That's what's happening. They won't stop making us gay. It's time to fight back. That's why you should take your shirt off and train for battle in the woods with other men. Just men fighting like hell to stop being gay. - Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
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