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Chooky

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  1. Jamie Raskin smugly revealing that Trump might have said some things that don't align with the facts -- that perhaps he's incongruous with the truth on occasion. Well played, Jamie. Take a victory lap, you old bloodhound, you. Amazing instinct. Trump is sure to be red-faced over that revelation. The resistance. Serious people.
  2. Sounds illegal.
  3. Agreed. Fuck him. The DNC will find a way to completely fuck this up anyway, so might as well start cleaning your own room. You can at least get back to losing elections with decent people. Several days ago, multiple democrats in the house announced that their counter to Bill Clinton being subpoenaed to a hearing would result in Trump and his family members being subpoenaed. This isn't a bargaining chip. This isn't a leverage point. Not only is that a poor political play, it's repulsive behavior. Fuck Bill Clinton. Fuck you, too. I was blown away that multiple people with multiple staff members and multiple advisers were allowed to be so publicly idiotic. Find a systematic way to measure the depth of everyone's involvement. If their involvement is significant then burn them to the ground, especially if they're inside your tent. I don't think the DNC has a competent whip, a sense of direction or a single capable instinct. They're a factory of losing.
  4. Doesn't matter; had demented sex.
  5. Real Americans don't want to see Bugs Bunny in the Super Ball.
  6. That post from the Executive Branch seems racist. Now, I don't want to jump the gun and cast inaccurate aspersions. But, to me, it feels racist. What a strange turn of events.
  7. I can't. Fuck everything.
  8. Watching little Annie stasis try to herd this conversation into something more digestible for his support of the orangutan orb king who has done nothing but rape and fart and shit and fail at business is amusing.
  9. 6 sacks. Now you listen here, bucko.
  10. Were you expecting anything other than a rosy forecast from a channel titled "Prime Time for College Football?" These channels make their bread by shoveling sunshine into every orifice of unaware CU fans and alums and the Deion worshipers. That channel and several others were pumping the same positivity prior to last season -- right before they went 3 - 9 with the exact same strategy for roster management. But yeah, it'll definitely be different this time.
  11. You'll be the first to rue. Start rueing.
  12. That totally changed the way I see Sark. Probably forever. What an unaccountable, nasty lump of shit. Fuck him and his forceps head. Win it all next year then get the fuck out. Don't win it all next year and get the fuck out. Have a drink, fuckface.
  13. I guess this looks much different in January. The Brennan Marion hire was interesting. I guess. I don't know much about the go go offense but people seem to be intrigued by it. He's supposed to be an ace recruiter. But how much does that matter anymore when the rest of that conference is paying out huge amounts of money for players? Oddly, they seem to have some high caliber recruits, albeit a tiny amount of them. I guess they have something major planned for the portal. I don't know. Maybe they're just purging out right now because they went 3 - 9.
  14. Let's get back to brass tacks. Deion Sanders was a deity at defensive back. He's an idiotic football coach. Warren Sapp was a great interior lineman. He's a loudmouth moron in every other aspect. Last week Sapp insulted a running back from DeSoto that they were recruiting on Twitter. So he's a detriment for other units on the team. Today, on his unit, Colorado lost every defensive lineman. Every single one. The last d-lineman transferred out. While this is going on, Sapp is promoting a bikini pageant that he's hosting in Vietnam. In his defense, I'd rather be in Saigon than associated with that football team. Again, how many interior defensive linemen do they have? Zero. Not one. They have one guy who is listed as a hybrid edge player and some other position. He has half a sack for his career. I think they have like two linebackers. They have about 44 scholarships available for 2026. 44 sounds like they're gearing up for a massive rebuild of fresh recruits. No. I think they have maybe 11 recruits about to sign. Yes, Deion had some very concerning health issues this off season, so he didn't really get a chance to recruit high school players. But he's never really recruited high school players. Did he delegate someone else or several other coaches to hit the recruiting trail? No. He did not. Because somehow it's acceptable around there for him to have zero interest in roster building. His wheelhouse is dispensing philosophical and coaching wisdom in press conferences and answering each question like he's teaching a life lesson. Let's get back to this low budget gameshow of celebrity coaches and moronic reality show. May the next person who types a 5000 word treatise about Shedeur receive an enema of angry hornets.
  15. And it's not Pavia's behavior that should have forced him into reflection about his vote. Pavia was nails against Tennessee. Had a good season. But come on, Rece. The best player in college football? You fucking doink.
  16. Agreed. Rece Davis seems like s nice dude. But he's overrated in everything he does in sports media. His play by play is just a series of forced cliché. People like him. I think he's a complete tool.
  17. Does Pavia have another year of eligibility? Am I wrong on this? Isn't he currently challenging that?
  18. It was almost impossible to run on us for a long time. His DL came up with multiple clutch goal line stands and 4th and short stands. Pretty much every defensive lineman improved with great strides under him. He turned 3 stars into first round draft picks. He's one of the best coordinators who have ever coached at Texas.
  19. Every time i watch Shedeur, going back to college as well, he'll throw 3 to 4 balls that none of the quarterbacks in the last draft can make. Then it's mostly him continuing to hold the ball too long. He's obsessed with completion percentage and it's to the detriment of every team that'll have him. He prefers a 7 yard loss to a slight dip in percentage. Because he's a dickhead and his lifetime dickhead coach allowed him to do that. He's very accurate. He platforms quickly and can make off balance throws. There are definitely tools there but he has a long way to go. There's nothing exceptional that separates him from the rest of the quarterbacks in the last draft class. Being an immature cunt didn't help him at all and that's why he dropped. The first player drafted overall was a black quarterback so the slightest mentions of racism is entirely idiotic.
  20. That might not really be him. But it might.
  21. Such a fine line between paranoid delusion and stupid.
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