Everything posted by austingirl
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Parasite
Agree completely. I was expecting it to be one thing and it took a completely different turn. It has to win Best International Film tonight.
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You know, you're about as annoying as a condom filled with fire ants.
It's not going to be easy with this big gangly pissflap who moves like…hey, what do you move like? I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man, sir.
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Casting - Hits and Misses
Hits All of these:
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
The yoga Instagram girl falling off a balcony while filming herself trying to do a stupid stunt is the most Austin thing I've seen so far on this show.
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
I had to stop watching during the eating contest scene. For so. many. reasons.
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RIP Black Mamba: Kobe Bryant dead in helicopter crash CONFIRMED
If someone said to me, "Austingirl, give me the best example you can think of of the most Surly/Shaggy way to derail a thread," it would definitely be someone (presumably) accidentally posting a link to besthugecocks.com in a thread where everyone is mourning a beloved dead celebrity.
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RIP Black Mamba: Kobe Bryant dead in helicopter crash CONFIRMED
LOL I guess it isn't an inside joke. Funniest thing I've seen in a loooong time.
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RIP Black Mamba: Kobe Bryant dead in helicopter crash CONFIRMED
Am I missing a joke with the url at the top of your post?
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
I was coming to post the Texas Monthly article and paused to scan the comments first. Look who has an opinion! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Oops, He Did It Again: Cali Convict Canes Second Pedo to Death in Days
So do you offer classes on headline/thread title writing? Because this one checks all the boxes. Great work.
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Port Neches - TPC chem plant explosion
Are you from there or do you live in the area?
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Port Neches - TPC chem plant explosion
Mom just sent me this. LOL.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
Rocket had his surgery consult yesterday. He definitely needs surgery on both hips but the surgeon thinks he is a good candidate for either a full hip replacement or a procedure called a femoral head ostectomy, which is much less invasive and will still relieve his pain and allow him to run around like a normal dog. FHO also has a significantly shorter recovery time (~3-4 weeks compared to 3 months). We're going with that one, and he'll have the first side done within the next 2-3 months. It's nice to think that we're close to getting him some relief! Has anyone had experience with Central Texas Veterinary Specialty and Emergency Hospital? Dr. Kerpsack will do the operation.
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
At least this shows that they might have spoken to one or two people familiar with Austin when writing the script.
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
I was joking yesterday about how at least there wasn't anyone riding horses. Until tonight's episode. What stereotypes have they not gotten to yet?
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
Serious question - do paramedics normally stay in the fire station?
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
Oh the gay make-out scene was hot. In all seriousness.
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
This is the only reason you should watch.
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
LOL yes, that was an actual plot point.
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
I just realized it's the guy who played Hoyt on True Blood and not the guy from Remember the Titans. My bad.
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
Me: At least there's no one wearing a cowboy hat yet. LS911: Texas Gerry Bertier rolls up with a white cowboy hat. Me:
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911 lone star - what the fuck is this horseshit?
I came here to type this.
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So, about your cat... (vet confuses euthanasia drug with rabies vaccine)
That happened to my aunt and uncle's dog in the 80s. Her name was Mallard and she was a great duck hunting companion. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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HOA kicks out grandson after moving in with Grandparent's after his parents died.
Our first house had a ridiculous HOA. Right after we moved in we got a notice that the grass needed to be cut and a deadline by which it had to be done. Couple of days later, before the deadline, we got a certified letter from the HOA lawyers saying we were being fined for non-compliance. Besides the fact that they ignored their own deadline, the letter was riddled with spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors. I had a few rum and cokes, took out my red pen (editing is part of my day job) and marked up the letter, then mailed it back to them. We had a lot of run-ins with the HOA over the 11 years we lived there, but never heard anything else from them over that particular issue.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
So sweet. What's her name?