Everything posted by Crapinon
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I'll one up you. My wife had a bag of those and she would wash them and out them back in the bag. I finally threw them all out without her realizing it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This comment sums it all up for those who don't like the way they are spending the money: TexaninVA May 3, 2022 9:50am Some people, as it turns out, are just not a good fit for Aggieland. Highway 6 stills runs both ways luckily.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Years ago I went to the park to see the springs. As you said, the spring has been dry for decades but they had run galvanized water pipe under the rim that drip water to make it look like it still worked. And a looong time ago I was in Wichita Falls the day they opened their "falls". There was a news crew there from NBC to cover it. Except there was no water. The pumps they used to circulate the water failed and I think they had to run fire hoses to the top of the falls to shoot water so it would look like a real water fall.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
Ok, technically parked between the lines. But it was extremely douchey and in a parking lot. And on a side note, I knew an aggy grad who once did this to his bass boat.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Nah. I've spent time in both. BS is a total shit hole. There may be one good place to eat and there is absolutely nothing to do. The only thing worth seeing is the Hotel Settles. There is no place in BS that looks good. Angelo has a few things to see/do and they have several good places to eat. And aggy related, it's one of the biggest sheep/wool producing areas in the US.
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Getting old sucks
As long as your not like my BIL who will drone on and on about it for hours, going into the intricacies and superiority of the game, I think your safe.
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Do I have the olds? re: thank you letter/note
Screw that guy and those commercials. Everyone of them makes me ragey. Now please excuse me, I see some clouds that are up to no good.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
If I had a time machine, I would go back and throat punch the person who invented popcorn ceilings. Then I would go forward a few years and kill the home improvement ass that said scrapping it all off and repainting it was a must do.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
I had a college buddy like that. While guys would be running their mouths, he would quietly be positioning himself for the first punch and take down. Usually the guys running their mouths never saw it coming. Sometime their buddies would realize what was happening and pull them back. A couple of years ago, at 64, he was arrested for assault, for beating on his next door neighbor in the same scenario. Judge eventually threw it out because of the actions of the loudmouth neighbor. Some guys never learn.
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Tell me about ou
So what are the chances Switzer calls himself an agent and takes 20% of everything off the top?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
We lost, but we really won. Sure thing if you don't look at the final score, I guess? merch In reply to Iraq2xVeteran • 10:04a, 4/21/22 To be fair, didn't we really beat LSU last year? We just didn't beat them twice in the same game. By definition, you cannot blow a play dead for forward progress being stopped for a player that does not have the ball. First time I've ever seen that call. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3280838/replies/61917177
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Years ago, my father-in-law was going in for a heart procedure. He told me that the surgeon said there was 1 in 1000 chance of something going wrong. I told him those seem like pretty good odds. He said "yeah they are, unless you're one of those one thousand".
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yeah, I led a marriage class at a church once. One whole lesson devoted to sex. The guys who weren't getting any were too terrified to bring it up because they knew their twice a year sex would end completely if they complained. However, several women were straightforward in the fact that they weren't getting enough in both quantity and variety.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Kept hoping for some kind of east coast/west coast, disrespecting drive by...
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
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LOL. Turn the closed caption on and he's doing it for the pope.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I watched to the end hoping that the cops showed up, she loses her cool and slaps one of them, then they beat her with their batons.- Unexpected Retirement, How The Hell Do You Do It?
She will guess your weight.- Unexpected Retirement, How The Hell Do You Do It?
The fun thing I noticed about writing resumes when you're old is the fact that most of your old supervisors are retired or dead. And in my case, a lot of the companies were bought out or went out of business. So none of my youthful asshole-ness can be held against me.- Unexpected Retirement, How The Hell Do You Do It?
I don't want to be the asshole that says "everything will be fine" but from what I've picked up reading about you and your attitude on life, Everything will be fine. I'm in sales. Twice I have received a call saying "we don't need you anymore". Once when I had 3 kids at home and was the only source of income for the family as my wife went back to school. There was no warning, no bad reviews, nothing to tell me it was coming, they just cut me loose. I just used my righteous indignation as a motivator to tell them "screw you". After my last layoff 12 years ago during the recession I couldn't get a return phone call from anyone I knew in the industry, then a friend connected me with a company of who I knew, but had no interest in working for. The owner ended up making me an offer and I've been here 13 years now. I wish I got here sooner he's a great employer and person. My bet is that if you really want to work and keep looking, you will find something. There are still employers who see character, quality in, and appreciate an employee who can stick with the same company for 40 years. I don't know exactly what you did in construction but I can tell you the Renewables (wind turbine) construction market is bonkers crazy. They are putting up turbines at a scary rate from 35 west and along the coast. People in the industry have told me that there is about to be a big explosion of offshore turbine construction in the gulf. A lot of the turbine construction companies are in the midwest but they have a huge presence down here. Blattner, Wanzek and IEA are three that come to mind. And there are 100's of renewable companies based in Houston. There might be something there. The TL;DR version, screw them and don't give up. I promise there is something there for you.- Family member you are most embarrassed of
I'm convinced you could sell a "weenie water" base tomato ketchup soup to someone. Maybe Waffle House or Cracker Barrel.- Family member you are most embarrassed of
At one time, emu's were THE get rich scheme. Buy them, breed them and sell them. King of the Hill did a pretty good show on the lunacy. Kind of like chinchillas in the 60's.- Family member you are most embarrassed of
I had a cousin who was always looking for easy money. He was a compulsive gambler, bought emu's and opened a dry cleaners just so he could have a front for his attempt at being a bookie. I'm the only one he never swindled money from. When his wife died in '86 she modified her will to put her 20 yo son in charge of the money ($400K+). She split it 4 ways, between my cousin and their three kids, two under 13. He was to manage it it until the others turned 18. My cousin badgered the oldest to turn over the younger siblings money to him for "investments". Within 2 years he had spent it all on slots in Vegas. At the end no one in the family would even return his calls. He ended up moving into a senior facility and swindling the really old widows out of monthly living expenses. His youngest son ended up going to (and is in) prison for drugs. His oldest son lost his child to a drug overdose. I could write another story on him but I don't want to CR the tread up. Let's just say he was in Washington during the January rally. His oldest sons "mentor" is another cousin who even more politically bonkers than he is and is from Oklahoma. He thinks Barry Switzer was a fine moral man who got run off from ou because of jealous professors and admin.- This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
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