Everything posted by Crapinon
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Another state championship the refs missed it play...
Maybe since they had their pants on they couldn't count past 10.
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Another state championship the refs missed it play...
I wasn't sure where to put this this thread seems as good as any. I went to a 3A playoff game last bight between Roosevelt (near Lubbock) and Gunter. On one play in the second quarter the Roosevelt slot guy went in motion. But instead of taking a step back and running behind the offensive line, he took a step forward and ran between the offensive and defensive line. No one jumped and they ran the play like it was perfectly normal. The refs didn't even throw a flag until someone finally realized what happened long after the play was over.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
What are they going to push the legislature to rename in honor of Elko for his unloyalty?
- RIP Mike Nesmith
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Everybody's doin' it! KCup17 9:08a AG Most athletic departments in the country run at a deficit. I think something in the range of 70%. Either run at at a deficit or push it on the university as institutional debt.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
So besides the "Next year is the year" (or 2023 at the latest) thread, https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3256268 there is a new thought/problem: Jimbo is recruiting so many 4/5* players they're going to have to revoke offers of all the lesser * players on the team to make room for them https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3256512
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
LOL. I had a boss once who said the town of Crews was named after his grandfather. He was old school aggie/corp red ass.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I would have set a pallet full of water in front of the door and let the asshole contemplate the consequences of his decision for awhile.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
When all their women hit three hundred pounds from pork ribs, we're probably going to be in another war with Korea.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I sell fall protection to renewables and telecommunications customers. This guy is not only stupid, the announcer is full of shit. He says this is called free climbing, meaning the guy never ties off or attaches to the tower and that most workers do it this way. They don't. It is not allowed by OSHA in any form and only a dumbass with a death wish would climb without being attached to the tower at all times.
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Getting old sucks
My second urologist was a woman who was an 8th grader in an after school program with my daughter. At my first appointment, she said "I remember you". It was really awkward.
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Lincoln Riley to USC
While at OU he beat a HS friend with a baseball bat so bad that his friend required hospitalization. Stoops suspended him for a while then invited him back with open arms. He has a show on XM.
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Lincoln Riley to USC
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Lincoln Riley to USC
Dusty Dvoracek was spitting venom like Daffy Duck this morning, all the while saying he wasn't upset. It made for entertaining radio.
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Official 2021 Bitch about family/Holiday Insanity
Why not Pruno? If they can hide it from the prison guards then no one will ever notice it in the bathroom. https://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/how-to-make-prison-wine-how-to-make-pruno
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness."
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Picking up a car with a forklift can do some serious undercarriage damage. I heard a story of a salesman, who in the late 70's, made a sales call to at the GM plant in Arlington in something like a Volvo. He pissed some of the guys off and they moved his car out of the parking lot with a forklift. It screwed up brake lines, cables, exhaust etc. My guess, if it's real, is they used some of those car dollies that you can put under the tires that allow you to move cars around the shop.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I wouldn't put it past a repo guy to wrap a chain around the axle and pull it out sideways. Especially if the current driver or car lot owner had pissed him off.
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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited
- Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited
So did the field announcer just say "This is the end.........(looong pause)......... of the quarter". I had my hopes up for a minute that this was done.- Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited
A kick in the nuts is breathtaking too. Maybe that applies here.- How is your week going
Just finished my 3rd MRI and 4th biopsy this week. For years my local urologist ran all the predictive test and kept telling me I had cancer or was about to get it. I think she finally got bored with me because I didn't. She finally said she wasn't focusing on prostate cancer anymore and sent me to UTSW in Dallas. I'm glad she did. They are truly a world class organization and I drive 3 hours and do overnights just to get in. The last 10 years my PSA have shot through the roof. My last one was 12.8. Everyone I know that had a PSA that high had cancer. My new doctor didn't panic and said let's just check it out. He actually listens and help me work through it. He even gives out his personal cell number and answers it himself when you call. He was right and everything came back benign once again so I guess I am always going to be in PSA limbo. I tried Flomax and a couple of others and didn't like the side effects. So I just live with BPH now. And interestingly Cialis is a possible treatment for flow problems but I guess insurance companies don't want a bunch of horny old men wandering the streets and won't pay for it. Prostate cancer was the 2nd leading cause of cancer deaths in men and probably the most treatable. If left untreated it will spread to vital organs and then you're really screwed. So listen to GOTJ, get checked early and yearly.- former Jets RB Zac Stacey is a human piece of shit (terrible domestic abuse video)
When my daughters were young, I ask both of them to be careful who they hung with and to never put themselves in a situation that would eventually put their dad in prison. If he did that to my daughter, he wouldn't live to see another sunrise.- Getting old sucks
- Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited
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