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Crapinon

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  1. It's a conspiracy I tells ya........... https://pjmedia.com/election/bryan-preston/2020/12/16/republican-mackenzie-kelly-wins-austin-city-council-runoff-local-paper-declines-to-cover-it-n1215133?fbclid=IwAR14qML76uKY-8VkzQn6jPhzCStY3P2DkahUs_lRiS0tzoheJBIVrk94TMY
  2. And just as sad was the reasoning from they guy who posted this. Something along the lines of "I don't know if this is true or not............."
  3. If it's got sasusage in it, it's a klobasnek.
  4. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    It sucks bug time. I never had the cough but the fatigue has been killer. Every time my fever spikes the fatigue hits.
  5. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Thanks man. The hardest part is sitting around waiting for it to spike. The day will start fine and I get a lot of false hope. Then it hits like a hammer in the afternoon.
  6. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Getting old and having Covid sucks. I can't shake the fever and have had it for over two weeks.
  7. He's obviously a descendant of the munchkins that lived under the terror of the Wicked Witch of the West. They were some tough MF'rs.
  8. Herman was playing 3D chess in a game of Chinese checkers.
  9. Has Steve Sarkisian been around Satan long enough to learn from his black magic?
  10. Crapinon replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Lulz
    36 out of 36. And I should get a bonus point for eating fried squirrel too.
  11. Crapinon replied to Constant's topic in Football
    I turned on the Auburn Tennessee game. No announcers or play by play and the only camera is the one that is suspended over and traverses the field.
  12. She's a Limited Edition Cougar too!
  13. It was a pretty brutal roasting on XM ESPNU this afternoon. Mark Packer brought the band refusal up and had people call in to suggest what could be played rather than EOT.
  14. Did one of the announcers say "If Texas can't beat this ou team, when will they beat them again?"
  15. So does Rugby style tackling mean you only tackle in England? Or does it mean that you wave your hands while the ball carrier runs through them?
  16. I was listening on XM as I traveled and had to turn it off at 35-7 because of the screeching ou homer announcers. Now I wish I had left it on. i bet you could have heard the tears through the radio.
  17. This too. I have all the Christmas card addresses on one spreadsheet. She kept 15 years worth of old Christmas cards so we could save the addresses. I finally convinced her to throw 90% of them away. We kept some from family members who liked to write personal notes on them, who have since passed away.
  18. My wife saves receipts. Every receipt for anything she buys. She stuff them in a drawer "in case she might need them later". It could be for jewelry or batteries and gum from the Dollar Store, it doesn't matter the value, she saves them. She will over stuff the drawer until it will not open. I have found some over 10 years old. She does the same with gas receipts in her car. I'll throw handfuls of them away monthly and she never notices.
  19. Crapinon replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Speaking of cheating: https://www.paulsvalleydailydemocrat.com/news/updated-big-red-execs-charged-with-wire-fraud-conspiracy-forgery-and-id-theft/article_cb11d6e4-61a4-561e-a501-f040f98adf94.html?fbclid=IwAR2CnljaepwYY9NepKmmkDHR5DeErG-_H2dHHud6rG6M_boUxmPBCda0hBQ#utm_campaign=blox&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
  20. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    My first urologist was nice Doctor in her late 30's. When it came time for the fingering, she popped on a glove, lubed it up and said "Now comes the unpleasant part". When I bent over and gave her the stink eye, I told her that I'm pretty sure her job/view was much more unpleasant.
  21. Dock Ellis says they're all amateurs. https://nypost.com/2014/08/31/pitcher-dock-ellis-dropped-acid-then-threw-a-no-hitter/
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