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lemonandaturd

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  1. Wut? Defense was not responsible for the poor showing against TCU. The defense scored late to keep us in the game. The defense was not responsible for the Alabama loss. We held them to 20 points and still lost for a host of reasons unrelated to the defensive performance. Against Tech, Bijan's fumble on the first play in overtime was not on the defense. The defense was not responsible for Worthy's dropsies against Washington.
  2. He sounds like Tom Herman.
  3. To say this defense is legit because of what they did against a shit ass Rice offense is a head scratcher. We don't know how good this defense is yet. How well will they do against an offense with talent and good coaching? Bama will definitely put pressure on them that Rice couldn't. We sure don't know how good they can be this year, but many of the guys playing against that shit ass Rice team held a Bryce Young led Alabama to 20 points just last season. And 10 of those 20 points were the result of Big 12 ref fuckery.
  4. Texas 20 Bama 19 290 yards Bama
  5. Fred and Ethel's great-grand kid sucks.
  6. Napier is coaching them hard!!! 24-3.
  7. See you in NN-4. Hook "em!
  8. Last year, Middle Tennessee beat a bad Miami team on the road and forced Tyler Van Dyke into a couple of turnovers. If Milroe gets the start, I know Middle Tennessee can't hang with Alabama, but it will be interesting to see how well he performs early.
  9. Does Lumberton get to enjoy the Evadale aroma?
  10. He's got an alligator mouth and a tadpole ass.
  11. Steve Buscemi knocked up his mother and later paid for the kid's dental work to square things.
  12. To really smoke out the bagmen, in addition to subpoena power, give the NCAA some AK-47's, body armor and a few mean German K-9's. That will do the trick because a perjury rap ain't squat.
  13. If Haynes King can overcome one shitty Jimbo play call, they beat that Jalen Milroe led Alabama team in Bryant Denny at night. I kind of like our chances to beat Alabama with Quinn.
  14. Suppository after Golden Corral.
  15. Maybe that door to door stuff paid off.
  16. I think because some here believe they have their lips puckered and attached to Cal and Stanford's asses like a tick on a dog's ass.
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