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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. aggy stripe the stadium? LSU is going to stripe aggy just like my dog striped my carpet with his ass today.
  2. Baylor could use one of those too.
  3. TCU punter is going to injure himself with his exaggerated flopping.
  4. OSU and Baylor, 8 quarters 21-1.
  5. Baylor ass kissing is getting old.
  6. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. Um huh.
  7. Announcer is about to gleefully shit himself over a long Giants pass.
  8. Just a couple of aggy pot bangers.
  9. They must have a burning desire to get the hell out of town after LSU ass rapes them.
  10. Joey Freshwater cares about money, pussy and football. I doubt mascots are very high on his job hunt checklist.
  11. Texas 34 Rapists 24 Bijan 225
  12. The Texas /OU football officiating butt fucking started when we announced SEC. Texas has been fucked the most, Now OU is reaping the whirlwind. Big 12 refs come up with game changing obscure horse shit calls more often than in the Strong days. These sorry ass refs found out that they could get away with it with the Big 12 office, so they went all in.
  13. Nolen's parents read it and say it is written, so it be done.
  14. Nolen in the portal early is the ultimate version of let the bidding begin. Aggy spin: First ever preportal college free agent! Put it on the wall!
  15. Aggy is not going like it that Sul Ross is black.
  16. Are they going to talk shit about Auburn hicks and rubes somewhere in Alabama about midnight tomorrow night? I assume they are, and it will be the tits (for Auburn).
  17. Bunch of dim bulbs in Bright.
  18. Arch may not be from Texas, but he is getting here as fast as he can.
  19. Texas 38 TCU 31 675 passing yds
  20. They actually put it on the wall., "Largest stadium in the SEC". What a pack of losers.
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