Everything posted by lemonandaturd
- Austin Regional Thread
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
aggy on the road in Colorado? It won't happen, but I hope Karl Dorrell and his two shitty quarterbacks beat their ass.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I hope Sark gets this recruiting machine running just like the years Pete Carroll had at USC before VY ended his run. All Gas No Brakes. Arp is all in and Tenaha may be on the way. Nice.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
When you have to make that 9.95 deadline, ain't no time for spelling.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Are the Texum Bulldogs located in Texas, Mississippi, or Alabama?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Grown ass man. I am so glad Juwan Mitchell is gone.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Every single time aggy gets this kind of preseason hype, they fall flat and fail miserably. Manziel and Mike Evans only brought home a chicken sandwich bowl trophy with their best squad since 1939. King and Calzada aren't going to put this team in the playoffs, but a Liberty or Texas Bowl may be within reach.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Mark Sanchez was drafted with the fifth pick in the first round after one good season.
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Vince Young Perpetual Appreciation Thread
I'll have what Ricky's having.
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Come up with a Key & Peele style football name
Cletus Prozhavlicek
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Come up with a Key & Peele style football name
Reptilicus Hadnot
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Big 12 Tournament Thread
What it do. 3-2
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Big 12 Tournament Thread
Bunch of fucking pussies are watching Texas baseball tonight.
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Big 12 Tournament Thread
Those cocksuckers have a deal with the devil.
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Big 12 Tournament Thread
Fuck Randy Mazey.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Fuck Marcel Dareus. He saved Saban's ass.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They have Auburn penciled in as a win too. Bo Nix may suck, but he is better than King and Calzada.
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2022 Class Predictions
I watched his game against Maalik's Serra team and he was a non factor. He was their best punter, but for a big time D-1 linebacker prospect he did not stand out. Ephesians Prysock was a stud.
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Big 12 Tournament Thread
Bats need to help Madden now.
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
Patterson, Plonsky and Perrin make me have horrible flashbacks.
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West Virginia @ Texas Series Thread
Ump is blind again.
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2021 Big 12 Baseball Thread
TCU lost.
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West Virginia @ Texas Series Thread
Swing the bat.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
So you are going all Marcus Dupree on Ohio State? Good.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
When we were winning back in the day, it would be hard for me to see top recruits like Vince, Cedric, Roy Williams, Earl Campbell, Earl Thomas Jamaal Charles or any other Texas high school stud going to Ohio State. Until Urban got there they were rolling with Troy Smith and Craig Krenzel. Archie Griffin is a joke compared to Earl, Ricky and Cedric. Colt and Quan beat their ass too. Ewers is making a big mistake but he might be into burning couches, ugly women and snow.