Everything posted by lemonandaturd
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Did Laramie Scorpio transfer to Stratford?
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Non-Texas Recruiting 2021
Heupel likes high calorie bags of dicks.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I heard he walked on the grass (not the kind that got him arrested). He refused to uncover his Chef Boyardee hat.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Because he wants to collect $9.95 payments from the rubes. Hope is a dangerous thing.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Demas is going to light it up at Blinn.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Turdition?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Meat judging?
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Fire Shaka Smart
Hell, I'll take Ratso Rizzo.
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Maalikmas 2.0! - 2022 QB Maalik Murphy
Maalik had a good first series frozen rope pass for a first down and then his team fumbled.
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KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread
I did not know they stacked shit that high.
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KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread
CSPD must be hot on her trail.
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How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga
He can take the lid off a defense.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
His rich family does not need any bags so fuck Georgia in their Smart ass. So let's break this down. He is not going to play for Joey Freshwater despite Grandpa Archie's legend. He is not going to play for a scandal ridden LSU team led by the pussy chasing illiterate Cajun. He is not close enough to his Uncle Peyton to go to the dumpster fire that is Tennessee. Cutliffe is like family so Duke has a fighting slim chance. Mack Brown, good God no. Alabama and Buttchin, bad move. Texas and Sark is the easy pick.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Do Ricky Williams and Brian Orakpo have any nephews?
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Texas Tribune Donor Emails Drop
Hey CDC, have you ever decided if you want to consume "a lemon or a turd"? Call your shot, because these e-mails give you no choice. I will take lemons.
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How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga
He is going to be on the "get the fuck out of College Station" train as soon as he gets lit again at the station.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Jimbo is going to have Terry Price cook some BBQ for CSPD like Rumlin's meet and greet party.
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Big 12 Tournament Championship Game - #13 Texas vs. #12 Oklahoma State - 5:00 ESPN
Leisure Suit Leslie
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Big 12 Tournament Championship Game - #13 Texas vs. #12 Oklahoma State - 5:00 ESPN
Do sixty something head coaches that chase 18 year old pussy factor in on the LSU/Kansas (Les/Les) viagra horndog scandal?
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Big 12 Tournament Championship Game - #13 Texas vs. #12 Oklahoma State - 5:00 ESPN
That is poetry, right there.
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Big 12 Tournament Championship Game - #13 Texas vs. #12 Oklahoma State - 5:00 ESPN
If the Kansas Jawhawks were not some virus ridden fucks, they might be hoisting a trophy. I had a covid shot today and I fart in their general direction. Fuck them.
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Big 12 Tournament Championship Game - #13 Texas vs. #12 Oklahoma State - 5:00 ESPN
Tom Penders is going to sprinkle some old school vodka fairy dust on this team and we are going to the Elite 8. The stars and other shit are going to be aligned.
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KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread
If she is in Nebraska, as an aggy, does she cornhole or glory hole?
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Big 12 Tournament Championship Game - #13 Texas vs. #12 Oklahoma State - 5:00 ESPN
I like being a dangerous team that is feared because we have an NBA front court and Coleman/Jones in the back. Now let's go prove it with a deep run.
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Big 12 Tournament Championship Game - #13 Texas vs. #12 Oklahoma State - 5:00 ESPN
I think T.J. Ford did it before.