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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. I am very happy tonight. We have an actual Big 12 basketball tournament championship trophy and banner to hoist in Erwin and Moody. We win unlike those sheep fuckers and land stealing meth heads. I am going to have a double shot of whiskey and joy! Nice job Shaka! Nice job Coleman! Nice job Horns!
  2. Fuckin' A. If we win, let's make a deep run in the tourney!
  3. I remember something about Tom Herman spreading his butt cheeks on your mirror.
  4. She can find part-time work as a scarecrow.
  5. lemonandaturd replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Fuck Charley Casserly.
  6. All Serra's games are road games this year.
  7. Nice to see him step up in the pocket and drill that pass.
  8. Did he also pistol whip a woman? That is the OU gold standard.
  9. lemonandaturd replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    66 and still kickin'
  10. Tenaha, Timpson, Bobo and Blair
  11. If the tune was "I've Been Working on the Underground Railroad", crickets.
  12. General Lee also said "God Bless the Tar-heel boys." I guess North Carolina will need a committee report too.
  13. He did fuck Larry Lacewell's wife while Lacewell was his DC.
  14. Nick Saban on chasing pussy. Ain't nobody got time for that.
  15. Jesus Christo. Life is a bitch, it is a red ass world. Some middle class Round Rock/Texas dudes from good families stormed the beaches at Normandy and got diagnosed with a 50 caliber machine gun round to the head. Be thankful for what you have and try to always get better. I assume crawling in the jungle in Nam was pretty difficult shit, maybe way more than worrying about test scores. Juwan does not have shit to complain about.
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