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mchookem

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Everything posted by mchookem

  1. yeah i mean America is racist af... but turns out it's even more misogynistic.
  2. just watched for a third time... this movie fucks 👍
  3. i'm afraid it is just not in his character to be cutthroat, to bring up criminal indictments, impeachments, hypocrisy, etc... not in a way that will break thru the red wall in Texas.
  4. real stupid amirite
  5. he thinks Norway and Denmark are the same country doesn't he
  6. mchookem replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    come on. like, come on. that cannot be real. it just can't. come on. please.
  7. i hadn't watched in a while...last night was pretty funny.
  8. what absolutely gross specimens of american men. fucking BARF 🤮
  9. fuck your feelings, asshole
  10. despite their origins in small town east Texas, my parents showed no overt racism raising us in urban Houston. those ugly words were never used in our house. i honestly had no idea how racist they were...until i fell in love with a black man as an adult. my reaction to their reaction was 😳 that was an interesting couple of years as they came to grips with it ❤️
  11. sure he doesn't have some dachshund?? 🤔 Duke recovering from his neuter earlier this week.
  12. i mean they're all aging GenX like the rest of us 😆 is Louis CK still canceled? i loved him for the same reason i love Sarah but don't be a creep, my guy 😝
  13. relevant to this morning convo lol
  14. mchookem replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    yes, very accurate description and so transparent. they are giddy with what's happening but ashamed to admit it, or not strong enough to wrestle their own amygdala and admit they were duped. either way, they are getting exactly what they voted for. unfortunately so are the rest of us. i can only hope that carrying the weight of the guilt for unleashing this diabolical malignancy on the world causes some pain and reflection. i mean i know it won't bc they share the same character as the multitudes of Uvalde law enforcement. but i can hope 🤞
  15. Josh Johnson and Nate are my favorites rn. Josh is so smart and great at current storytelling (his breakdown of the Drake/Kendrick Lamar feud was 🤣🤣🤣) and Nate is a master at comedic delivery and tone. Sarah Silverman remains the queen for me. which i guess is funny bc JJ/Nate are cleaner than even Seinfeld ever was and Sarah is...not lol. her special last year was more poignant than raunchy (tribute more to her recently deceased parents) but she still slipped in a few inappropriate sex/Hitler jokes 😆 i have just always loved how irreverent she is about literally everything. i've never seen anybody as skilled and quick and hysterical with crowd work as Matt Rife, like that clip above is literally 🤣 but... he sucks at actual stage work, i don't think i laughed once at his first Netflix special 👎 i think he did one that was just crowd work, maybe that's what that clip is from? if so, credit to him for realizing where his actual skill lies. i might try to watch that one.
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