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mchookem

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Everything posted by mchookem

  1. jfc Texans really like paxton wtf
  2. nobody today thinks nuclear fusion is supernatural or insane. it's science. wait...rain wasn't a thing 4000 years ago?? wut
  3. mchookem replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    '... and you better say thank you!'
  4. i mean the guy who started ABC Pest Control was appointed by Perry when i was there, i'm not sure having a background even remotely related to education is a requirement, you just need to be donor or a suck up or the like to the governor. which unfortunately speaks to how Colt got the role. so...meh.
  5. just watched an interview clip where he was talking about the garbage Trump eats and said 'Trump has the constitution of a deity'. also said he doesn't 'know how he's alive. '
  6. i guess on the plus side... listen to all the car horns and whistles that start going off.
  7. good thing we've got a crack team on the case over here to help figure it out!
  8. so what you're saying is god may indeed exist, he's just an asshole? i mean, that tracks.
  9. also in what world is there a 'war on protein'?? every fucking thing on the shelves touts how much protein it has on the front label, even the junk. 🙄
  10. geez it's just locker room talk
  11. this seems more at home in the DT 'Fuck the police!' thread, i.e. your standard police brutality 🤔
  12. the only consistent principle of the republican party is HYPOCRISY.
  13. or fucking cunts, that's my preference
  14. Bill Clinton is sleazy but i 100% support him telling congress to go fuck themselves. bring criminal charges if there's evidence of any sort because fuck him, but otherwise fuck those weakass pieces of shit... and i'd make a big deal out of it too, like 'congress has clearly completely abdicated their duties and responsibilities, why would i even waste the time answering anything from them, they're useless!'
  15. mchookem replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
  16. dang 😕 well. i guess we're lucky, we've got that badass Harkins theater we absolutely love. no seat service but it's got a nice lobby with full bar, the food items are basic but actually pretty good, and the popcorn is so good my mate gets a giant sealed bag to go for his home theater lol (it's so arid here it lasts a long time without going stale). anyways, in Austin... is the Galaxy theater at Highland still around? that was always our go to theater.
  17. more heartbroken than enraged at this point, this brought tears. 💔
  18. i mean just like everything else, to anybody paying literally ANY attention it's been pretty fucking in our faces since Musk threw his nazi salute. literally every predicted horrifying thing has happened.
  19. well apparently @PenelopeWitherspoon is super rich and she, @safe sex and i are gonna have a threesome, can't you read??
  20. mchookem replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
  21. wait... you, or me?
  22. Exxon be like
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