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Ignatius

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  1. The NFL should have the last six weeks of the regular season be nothing but divisional matchups. Would be even better if they were 3 sets of home/away matchups so you played the same team back to back…
  2. The NFL can’t do shit about it, it’s in the franchise agreement and the only way around it is if the franchise voluntarily surrenders the rights to their color schemes, logo, whatever. The only reason Cleveland kept theirs was that the city only dropped their lawsuit once the NFL promised them an expansion team and Art Modell surrendered his rights to the above. The city of Houston and Harris County (and the vast majority of the population) didn’t give a flying fuck about any of that when the Oilers were leaving…
  3. Lol so how is this any different than “my wife wants to fuck some rando so she’s sending me to the game!!”?
  4. Or at least, getting too hammered and not going somewhere else before they start fucking shit up…
  5. I’ve always referred to a shot as a ‘heater’…
  6. Everyone involved in both of those incidents was white, dipshit….
  7. I’ve always parked in one of the surface pay lots east of the Rangers ballpark(s) along Randol Mill. It’s a bit of a hike but not too bad….
  8. Apparently locations won’t be known until Monday, but look at your credit card charges - if it’s $300 per (plus $30 total), you’re in the upper level…
  9. Only that I got them…
  10. So many fucking little bitches in our ‘FA base’…
  11. It’ll be a different story in 10 days…
  12. These seats were $195 90 minutes ago
  13. The bleacher setup at the one on Riverside sucked shit…
  14. I just wanna be sure. I don’t wanna be kissing fucking Nat King Cole over here….
  15. It ain’t the best place in the world, but it’s definitely not the worst. Bartenders here are pretty chill and pour heavy if you prove to be the same…
  16. If we do go to 16 with the SEC and B10 guaranteed half the slots (which seems inevitable) I like the idea I heard floated of the SEC ditching the CCG and instead having 3/6 and 4/5 play-in games for their final two spots. You give your best two teams a week off and most likely the combined TV money from the two play-in games at least equals (if not exceeds) what they get now for the CCG….
  17. After 31 fucking years of playing fantasy, and losing in the championship 7 times, I finally won my league. There’s hope for the Bills and Vikings this year after all…
  18. Well you’re a fucking buzzkill…
  19. Shipley’s return against OU was a kickoff rather than a punt, but a huge play nonetheless. My top 5 that I’ve seen live: 1. VY 2. Shipley’s 37 yard reception in ‘08 against OU on 3rd and 8, aka Quan Cosby destroys a bitch 3. Ricky breaks the record 4. Ramonce Taylor’s reverse against Okie State 5. Limas Sweed in the Shoe
  20. About what the Peach Bowl is gonna look like…
  21. Horns 56 ASU 17 326 yard rushing
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