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Ignatius

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Everything posted by Ignatius

  1. Still a 2-score game. Really need points off of this drive…
  2. For real? I’m 58 and you sound like an old man…
  3. Couldn’t fucking script a better start to this game…
  4. Need CJ, Mixon, and DeMeco’s D to get us a win we shouldn’t get. I dig the unis…
  5. Need the D to step up and limit the Lions to FG attempts. The TEs, Tank, Hutchinson, and Metchie all need to do enough to open up lanes for Mixon. Just ground and pound tonight…
  6. Unrelated - is there site where I can make a prop bet on Florida scoring at least 2?
  7. Horns 44 Gators 6 217 yards of offense for Florida
  8. No, he isn’t….
  9. Don’t worry, he’ll fit right in…
  10. Rectum? Damn near killed him…
  11. Id be down with two Week 0 games in a row in Dublin…
  12. We scored two plays after Jahde’s INT against Georgia…
  13. I don’t know how sucking a dick is gonna make him feel better but you never know….
  14. What you don’t know is that I’m forged of a hotter fire…
  15. Cool man; Venmo me $5K and I’ll take care of everything…
  16. What do you expect them to say publicly?
  17. I’m assuming no news on Diggs is good news with respect to this possibly being season-ending…
  18. Just stop needing to punt…
  19. Didn’t he burn his infant alive in the book?
  20. You always worry about something like this when the dude goes down immediately with no contact…
  21. Martin’s contract voids after this year; in theory the Cowboys would get a compensatory 3rd rounder for him if they hang on to him and let him walk, but that’s only if he doesn’t retire after this year, which apparently a lot of people think will happen. If that’s the case then he may be one of these dudes who wants to retire with the only team he’s ever played for, and that’s cool; if he doesn’t want to be traded, I doubt they’d deal him. If, on the other hand, he wanted one last shot at a ring and all it would cost us is our third rounder and his last 9 games of salary, I’d do that in a second. He’s obviously not in his prime anymore but he’d still be our best OL immediately. It would also somewhat balance out the debt the karma gods owe us for wasting a 2nd rounder on his worthless-ass brother…
  22. Realize there can be season-ending knee injuries that don’t require being carted off, but I took it as a hopeful sign that he walked into the locker room…
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