Everything posted by Ignatius
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
You know they don’t have that yellow line on the field, right? Any competitive QB would have taken whatever they could get in that situation…
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
…and he damn well should have. None of the three NFL players in his advisory circle would have done anything different in that situation…
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 9)
There’s a “that’s what I tell my wife” joke in here somewhere I just need to work out the details…
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Pretty much sums up his NFL career too….
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Niblett!
That return (his second of the game) he had against Pittsburgh running into the Dog Pound was fucking legendary…
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
That better?
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Amazing how much better C.J. can look when he’s not getting knocked on his ass every play…
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Niblett!
Man I never thought I’d celebrate a kick returner like Eric fucking Metcalf cuz he was straight up Jesus. But he never housed in three straight games. Let’s call it a push for now but GODDAM RYAN FUCKING NIBLETT BABY!
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Story of the fucking season…
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Nobody recovers from becoming a ginger…
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Overrated Austin restaurants?
Are those plates made by Wonder Bread?
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Overrated Austin restaurants?
Not gonna scroll back through dozens of posts, but if Matt’s El Rancho isn’t on here already that’s a goddam shame. Place was overrated in 1985 when I was a freshman, and hanst gotten any better since food-wise. There’s always a ton of hot puss there but you can find that all over Austin…
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2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
No shit. Double OT, one point loss to the best roster in the NBA on fucking ring night and the vaginas are gushing blood like the elevators in The Shining….
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2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
Hahaha
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Shohei Ohtani
Ohtani would have popped 200 homers in that era, if he didn’t get killed first from getting drilled in the head…
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2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
Lol dude I think you have more posts than anyone on an October NBA game thread…
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Such a badass…
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Yeah WTF with six seconds but whatever. D keeping us in this game, we need no more drops on easy catches and we can steal this fuckin game….
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Game Week 8: Texas at MSST
100% team #stopbeingabitch…
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Skatteboo
Lol dude just look up to the top of this page, there’s plenty of hate….
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
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Kentucky Road Trip - Horses, Bourbon, and Football
I used to jerk off a drag worm behind the 7/11 and buy four bottles of M/D Orange Jubilee for the weekend so this hits close to home…
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2025 Random Games thread
So much for the best team in college football….
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Skatteboo
This guy kicks ass; you haters are a bunch of fucking jerkoffs…
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My Red River Rivalry Experience 2025
That’s a booze and hotel upscale brag, AND you quoted Barry Manilow. Straight up boss…