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Ignatius

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Everything posted by Ignatius

  1. You know they don’t have that yellow line on the field, right? Any competitive QB would have taken whatever they could get in that situation…
  2. …and he damn well should have. None of the three NFL players in his advisory circle would have done anything different in that situation…
  3. There’s a “that’s what I tell my wife” joke in here somewhere I just need to work out the details…
  4. Pretty much sums up his NFL career too….
  5. Ignatius replied to hornfan785's topic in Football
    That return (his second of the game) he had against Pittsburgh running into the Dog Pound was fucking legendary…
  6. That better?
  7. Amazing how much better C.J. can look when he’s not getting knocked on his ass every play…
  8. Ignatius replied to hornfan785's topic in Football
    Man I never thought I’d celebrate a kick returner like Eric fucking Metcalf cuz he was straight up Jesus. But he never housed in three straight games. Let’s call it a push for now but GODDAM RYAN FUCKING NIBLETT BABY!
  9. Story of the fucking season…
  10. Nobody recovers from becoming a ginger…
  11. Are those plates made by Wonder Bread?
  12. Not gonna scroll back through dozens of posts, but if Matt’s El Rancho isn’t on here already that’s a goddam shame. Place was overrated in 1985 when I was a freshman, and hanst gotten any better since food-wise. There’s always a ton of hot puss there but you can find that all over Austin…
  13. No shit. Double OT, one point loss to the best roster in the NBA on fucking ring night and the vaginas are gushing blood like the elevators in The Shining….
  14. Ohtani would have popped 200 homers in that era, if he didn’t get killed first from getting drilled in the head…
  15. Lol dude I think you have more posts than anyone on an October NBA game thread…
  16. Such a badass…
  17. Yeah WTF with six seconds but whatever. D keeping us in this game, we need no more drops on easy catches and we can steal this fuckin game….
  18. 100% team #stopbeingabitch…
  19. Lol dude just look up to the top of this page, there’s plenty of hate….
  20. We just have no playmakers on offense….
  21. I used to jerk off a drag worm behind the 7/11 and buy four bottles of M/D Orange Jubilee for the weekend so this hits close to home…
  22. So much for the best team in college football….
  23. This guy kicks ass; you haters are a bunch of fucking jerkoffs…
  24. That’s a booze and hotel upscale brag, AND you quoted Barry Manilow. Straight up boss…
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