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Otter

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  1. This is all so stupid, but if Michelle wanted to get some revenge dick, well I mean I could probably be available. For the good of the marriage of course.
  2. No doubt. And to make matters worse, apparently another member of the Smith family, maybe his brother, is now talking shit about Michelle. That is way, way out of bounds. What a couple of pieces of shit these dudes are.
  3. Herman needs to get some hush money to this dude stat
  4. Baylor sucks. Beat them, no excuses, and then hit the bars and smash their girlfriends.
  5. Awesome man, thanks for posting. I still can't believe we pulled it off. Herman, you're doing a damn fine job of winning me over, so please don't fuck it up. Let's dominate on Saturday.
  6. Lincoln Riley thinks Kevin Morgan is a swell guy
  7. Lincoln Riley is the poster child for the pro-choice movement
  8. Lincoln Riley is so ugly he makes blind kids cry
  9. Proud of this team. KSU fought hard and made it a game but we punched right back and won in an extremely hostile environment. Very well done. Now it's time to go snatch the souls from ousux.
  10. Lincoln Riley will never be half the man his mother is
  11. Lincoln Riley is as useful as a vibrator with no batteries
  12. K-State appears to be having a rare down year, so this is the perfect opportunity for us to take advantage of. I believe we will. I'm still not convinced Herman is the man that can lead us back to championships, but I have to admit, the last two weeks have given me hope. Of course a part of me suspects he just won those games to better set me up to crush my soul.
  13. https://media.giphy.com/media/x6sfBlcbXW7kc/giphy.gif https://media1.giphy.com/media/J5jmQF8IwNS6Y/giphy.gif
  14. Not sure what you mean. Who wouldn't want this inspiring, stable gentleman as their head coach?
  15. I don't know man. Cock lover Stoopid won a natty in only his second season with John Blake's players. Recruiting great players hasn't ever been our problem. Because of this, Texas demands excellence from our coaches, that they find a way to win and not feed us with a bunch of bullshit excuses. Either they get it done or they get got.
  16. Okay now the Monday presser is making more sense. Hermensa came across very subdued, almost like a little boy, in obvious contrast to his normal arrogant dickheadedness. When cowchip brown asked his response to many fans accusing him of being arrogant, he turned red as a beet and managed to stammer out "I love our fans" rather than his typical response which would be to petulantly explain how no one understands the utter brilliance of what he's up to. This has Mack's fingerprints all over it, except rather than molding Hermensa into a smooth politician, he's just coming across like a total beta.
  17. Great there goes my fallback excuse to explain interwebz AIDS to my wife
  18. We have a top-flight hydration program
  19. Is pimping easy? It is if you keep your pimp hand strong
  20. If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right
  21. In all seriousness, eat a dick cowchip
  22. Stewie Mandel is a wee wittle man
  23. Nah we just have an aversion to people that suck
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