Everything posted by Otter
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Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.
This is all so stupid, but if Michelle wanted to get some revenge dick, well I mean I could probably be available. For the good of the marriage of course.
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Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.
No doubt. And to make matters worse, apparently another member of the Smith family, maybe his brother, is now talking shit about Michelle. That is way, way out of bounds. What a couple of pieces of shit these dudes are.
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Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.
Herman needs to get some hush money to this dude stat
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So let's talk about the Baylor game
Baylor sucks. Beat them, no excuses, and then hit the bars and smash their girlfriends.
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Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread
Awesome man, thanks for posting. I still can't believe we pulled it off. Herman, you're doing a damn fine job of winning me over, so please don't fuck it up. Let's dominate on Saturday.
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley thinks Kevin Morgan is a swell guy
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley is the poster child for the pro-choice movement
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley is so ugly he makes blind kids cry
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CELEBRATION THREAD
Proud of this team. KSU fought hard and made it a game but we punched right back and won in an extremely hostile environment. Very well done. Now it's time to go snatch the souls from ousux.
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley will never be half the man his mother is
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley is as useful as a vibrator with no batteries
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Talk Texas vs Purple Wizard's KState Wildcats
K-State appears to be having a rare down year, so this is the perfect opportunity for us to take advantage of. I believe we will. I'm still not convinced Herman is the man that can lead us back to championships, but I have to admit, the last two weeks have given me hope. Of course a part of me suspects he just won those games to better set me up to crush my soul.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Yes just with less size and skill
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Not sure what you mean. Who wouldn't want this inspiring, stable gentleman as their head coach?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I don't know man. Cock lover Stoopid won a natty in only his second season with John Blake's players. Recruiting great players hasn't ever been our problem. Because of this, Texas demands excellence from our coaches, that they find a way to win and not feed us with a bunch of bullshit excuses. Either they get it done or they get got.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Okay now the Monday presser is making more sense. Hermensa came across very subdued, almost like a little boy, in obvious contrast to his normal arrogant dickheadedness. When cowchip brown asked his response to many fans accusing him of being arrogant, he turned red as a beet and managed to stammer out "I love our fans" rather than his typical response which would be to petulantly explain how no one understands the utter brilliance of what he's up to. This has Mack's fingerprints all over it, except rather than molding Hermensa into a smooth politician, he's just coming across like a total beta.
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Secured Surly - https://
Great there goes my fallback excuse to explain interwebz AIDS to my wife
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Difference makers. Who are they?
We have a top-flight hydration program
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Is pimping easy? It is if you keep your pimp hand strong
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Are We The Most Hair-Trigger Fanbase In CFB?
If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right
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Fuck you Chip Brown!!!!
In all seriousness, eat a dick cowchip
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Are We The Most Hair-Trigger Fanbase In CFB?
Stewie Mandel is a wee wittle man
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Are We The Most Hair-Trigger Fanbase In CFB?
Nah we just have an aversion to people that suck
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9.10.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
Double post