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Txslnghrns

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  1. What does CB mean?
  2. Co-worker of mine just got hearing aids due to hearing loss from his time in the Navy. These things are incredible nowadays and may have been for some time. I don’t know. But I learned that he can Bluetooth his music to the fukn things. He can take phone calls through them also. And oh yeah...he said there’s a function where he can touch his ear and turn the volume up and down or some shit. And you can’t even see them. Is he supposed to take out his hearing aids in this barista scenario?
  3. He did not take the best deal available. He negotiated his own contract which was incentive laden based on future performance. Meaning he was betting on himself to come back just as good or better than he was before the Achilles injury. Had he used an agent he would’ve been led to take “the best deal available.” https://www.businessinsider.com/richard-sherman-blasts-contract-critics-twitter-2020-1
  4. Pretty sure it was Abraham Lincoln who said that.
  5. Fuk you too
  6. Just because.
  7. Hadn’t sharted since about ‘12 and came very close today. Had some fettuccine Alfredo for lunch after church at a local Italian joint. The type where you can get a slice of pie for about tree fiddy, four bucks. Fast forward a few hours and I’m walking out the door to go run some errands and felt what I thought was a fart. Lo and behold it was not. Luckily I clenched up fast enough and made it to the toilet. But it was by the narrowest of margins. http://media1.tenor.com/images/8559ad2fe73b0bb65fbebe1f9f0978ce/tenor.gif?itemid=4867990
  8. Tone issues.....APPARENTLY!! http://www.netflix.com/title/81070659 BBC
  9. Txslnghrns replied to Nope's topic in Lulz
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  10. Double post
  11. This. I’ve been saying “Yur-kich”. I can’t rightly call for a man to be fired if I can’t even pronounce his name.
  12. Jerry didnt force Jimmy out because he wanted to force Jimmy out. It was because Jimmy hated Switzer. And for jerry to force Jimmy out, the one thing he had to do was tell Jimmy he was gonna hire Switzer. If he didnt, he couldnt hire Switzer, plain and simple.
  13. I believe you’re right. I see him on his phone and shaking his head Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  14. Is it legal for Buzz to be stretched out all the way to the 3point line when Texas has possession?!?! WTF!!!
  15. I haven’t even read this thread. All I know is....there were a lot of dropped passes. Game changers really. Balls that shoulda been caught. (South Austin’s mom yadda yadda yadda.) I think the coaches put the players in position. Just didn’t execute. Negged to Bolivian.....
  16. Just wait til OJOMO turns 17....
  17. Let’s get KIRK a TD...
  18. Fatterson runs some trickeration up by 35..... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  19. At the game. Free tickets courtesy of the company. Figured it was a good way to waste a Saturday afternoon since bye week. Boy was I wrong.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  20. FUCK YEAH!!! HOOK EM!!!! CANT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEKEND!!!
  21. Heading to the drunk thread..... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  22. Let’s keep it goin....
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