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Blotto

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  1. Blotto replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    I saw a post on reddit that there was no longer a waitlist for season tickets, and sure enough you can buy 'em today. Who could have guessed that a perpetually limp-dick offensive attack and dreadfully boring soccer would tank ticket demand. Hopefully the possibility of lost gameday revenue will get management's attention and spur them to make some much needed changes. Most likely they will just double the price of concessions and call it a day.
  2. Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    This bama illinois game has some pace to it, hope it stays close.
  3. Yeah, Ive had this game on sort of halfway paying attention. This MU team doesnt have any shooters, so they are gonna struggle in the chuck-a-three offense Shaka favors. gonna switch over to the bama/ill game, which should be an order of magnitude more entertaining.
  4. Whoever draws the short straw gets assigned Cinnabon.
  5. Soft-ass league. Make the punishment be to join an all male cheerleading squad.
  6. No doubt. And my podium trolling would make Joey Freshwater blush.
  7. fuck ya, Heide giving me some hope that we might have a guy on the team that can shoot it after all.
  8. 25-26 Texas men's team motto.
  9. As evidenced by the number of people that think Portage, MI is in f'n Minnesota.
  10. I've been waiting for that fucking buffoon to stumble into the proceedings and outjackass his colleagues. Maybe he's just waiting for his new boots with the 14 inch heels to arrive.
  11. Fuck that spork-toed imbecile. She's the same grifter she has always been and a large part of the reason DC is as fucked up as it is.My guess is she has massively miscalculated her importance in the scheme of things, and I'll f'n laugh when Trump throws her dumb ass in jail for whatever fucked up reason he cooks up. Or better yet, maybe she gets run over by a bus tomorrow. She's a rancid cunt.
  12. Running the AC all day in the middle of November is some fucking bullshit.
  13. Its not even so much that they don't know how to do anything right, they just don't fucking care to do anything right. "right" to them is whatever advances their fucktarded MAGA agenda, by any means necessary.
  14. thats some fine detective work. I hope it didnt take you more than 10 seconds
  15. It was a savvy move for Trev to throw in ”his and her" refrigerators to close the deal.
  16. Exactly. I'll watch the playoffs because it's college football, and the last of it for 7 months, but since Texas won't be playing I don't really give a fuck who wins. Watching aggy hilariously shit their pants on the national stage will be a nice bonus.
  17. I'm not even sure BTC has an art director, and BTC is a pretty big deal. https://texitcoin.org/Meet-the-Team.html#carousel_9656 Bunch of straight shooters running the show. I feel like you can trust them.
  18. I wonder how many of that group have blocked his number by now
  19. Eat a fucking dick, chiefs. Huge win for the broncos.
  20. If only we had austin peay's NIL budget.
  21. Its the new age of FU PayMe college athlete. They are no longer amateurs, and they think differently about shit. Its just a different sport than I was on campus. Gardere was probably getting paid in pitchers.
  22. Probably a former corp turd. Officer Neidermeyer
  23. Who gives a fuck? When was the last superbowl they actually won? those fucking dorks will be so wound up they will probably shit themselves in the tunnel.
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