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Fudge Nuggets

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  1. Another prevalent theme for state races... I'm Cletus McCletusfuckletusface and when elected I'm going to end all the corruption that is destroying our great state. Hey Cletus, your god damn party and benefactors have run every fucking aspect of this state for 30 years now. Suck my dick you inbred gaslighting jackass.
  2. I was visiting my mom yesterday and a string of about four straight GQP ads came on. Ad 1: Chip Roy is a fucking pinko commie libtard that doesn't stand up for the dotard on all occasions. Ad 2: I'm Chip Roy and the dotard fucking loves me. I'll suck the crank deeper and better than any faget that calls himself MAGA Mayes. Cut scene to the dotard saying Chip Roy is badass. Ad 3: Wesley Hunt didn't even vote for the dotard. He votes along the same lines as commie bitch AOC. Fuck Wesley Hunt that carpetbagging n-gger. Ad 4: Im Wesley Hunt and the dotard fucking loves me. I'll suck the crank deeper and better than all you mother fuckers. Trump can fuck my wife and daughter, no god damn problem. I swear to god I lost 20 IQ points sitting there for those couple of minutes. Like I said last week, these fuckwits are nothing but cartoon characters. I hate their fucking guts and wish they would all die in a fire.
  3. Bullshit. Elections are during crunch time of football season for a reason.
  4. So? Just because it keeps going up doesn't mean it's not a scam. It just means there are plenty of dumbfucks like you in the world.
  5. Yeah, real easy to set up a new chip fab facility based on a temporary swing in prices.
  6. I'm sure the MAGAts will be clamoring for the death penalty for the ICE thug that killed an innocent unborn baby.
  7. Or don’t run lame af candidates.
  8. My dad got my mom a set of trash cans one year when I was a kid. Boss move.
  9. Stretches, stretches and more stretches. Like clockwork I used to get a seriously tight lower back every six months for years - we're talking it hurt to walk bad. I started a regular stretching routine and have had one mild case of lower back pain in the last six years. My little routine is only five minutes, but I do it first thing in the morning, before my daily workout, after the workout, and right before I go to bed.
  10. It's more likely to be 25% of the day rate of a 6th / 7th gen deepwater drillship. Most drillships are going for around $400k per day and even a top of the line specialized land rig is going to be $100-150K
  11. Because it's a fucking scam like 99% of everything else in the world today.
  12. Conroe ISD. The hotbed of liberal activism.
  13. My daughter's school is planning a walkout Friday afternoon. As such the school administration has sent out multiple emails and texts this week telling parents that students participating in any walkout will face disciplinary action up to suspension. I responded back with "Good for them." and pasted this I told my daughter she won't get in any trouble from me if she walks out and handles herself properly.
  14. I get my nail gun advice from Felicia "Snoop" Pearson. You want a powder-action tool so it don't lose its charge after sitting in the trunk for a while. The Hilti 460DX MX aka The Cadillac. 27 caliper, full auto, no kickback nail throwing mayhem.
  15. That's what has happened this entire term. Some cabinet lackey does something stupid; they wander off stage left for a few weeks while the next lackey steps in a steaming pile of dog shit. The second lackey slinks off stage right for a few weeks while another one takes their turn in the barrel. Sec dos Equis->Kash Money->Dog Killer->Worm Brain->etc. etc. etc. It's like clockwork.
  16. Is she in the primary? I haven’t seen shit from her so far.
  17. It's not difficult at all to know how to respond. Raise fucking hell.
  18. That was after the Las Vegas mass shooting.
  19. https://www.liveatc.net/search/?icao=IAH
  20. I also like listening in on air traffic control channels for busy airports. Not much interesting happens, but still kind of cool. Maybe one day I'll be tuned in when a plane crashes.
  21. Mix in a bit of "smash the oligarchy" while we're at it.
  22. So? Politicians always find a way to drum up more and more funds.
  23. I like this part. Can we skip straight to it?
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