Everything posted by Tigersnake
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Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...
No snow in S.A., but I could probably find a pile of Labrador turds in which to nap. Seems about the same as watching the game except I have alcohol here.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Looks like she has an armpit vag. WNB
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San Antonio Spurs 2020 Offseason Thread -- What is this Lottery Shit?
You're good you.gif
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
That would take a lot of sharpies
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OU Recruiting 2021: David Boren's Fondle Force
Suh-no fuh-lake. Also, given the quality of Sooner edjumucation, I'm doubting Herbert could define "Marxist values".
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College Football in 2020 in danger?
Pos rep for self-awareness. Not sure that's within the surly-rules, but Ken Jeong I'll allow it .gif
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College Football in 2020 in danger?
Not sure what's wrong with Fletch but if I had to hazard a guess I'd say a problem with his Fetzer valve or ball bearings.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
When I got to Austin it was amazing to me that there could be more than two nightlife options on a weekend night.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
They're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks~ Bonnie Tyler on Texas Football 2020
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Sorry, I've been lurking on here for 5 years and wasn't aware that is allowed.
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Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
Well, I'd say they certainly qualified for Texas on their own in the same way that you or I did. That is, on the basis of their talents and the value those bring to the University, except that your ( or my) ability to ace the analogy portion of the S.A.T. doesn't mean shit to anybody and certainly wouldn't ever be worth millions of dollars. Hook 'em.
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Anthony Cook is Apparently Done
Respect my indecision.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
So THAT"S how it is in their family. ~Mr. Rooney
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Awesome JUGS machine
...Well, we're waiting.gif
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Now, Biff...are you sure you just finished the second coat of wax on my BMW?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I can't tell from the rendering but I think that must the new Zoysia/Troops-Hating Crabgrass strain. Otherwise, why would those aggy be walking on it? If it's regular sacred aggy grass, all those students are in for a world of trouble.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
In a 5 mile linear distance, how many millions of noble, chivalrous aggy would be able to provide lost visitors directions and that matchless aggy hospitality--- such that visitors will rush home immediately and pen a message of teary gratitude on an open forum?? Forget the shuttles guys, this is going to be great!!
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2021 QB Jalen Milroe
I remember when Case McCoy saw the molasses parting and his body derped forward and his skinny legs swerved and herped him through all the befuddled aggy like a rag doll marionette who had just taken a turn at dizzy bat. Good times.
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Awesome JUGS machine
Um...user name doesn't check out does it??
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2020 LB Jaylan Ford
Too many knee wrinkles. Not Surly standard and, for that reason I am sorry Brooke...would not bang (yes I would).
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Texas @ WVU will be at 2:30 Central on 10/5 - ABC
Mine is now nicely ph balanced and smells like elderflowers
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Buenos dias assholes, it's Friday . . . .
She looks fun.
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Fire Chris DelConte
He and Kirk must have already finished their scissoring session for the day.
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Fire Chris DelConte
Heads will ROLL!!!!!!!
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Oklahoma State @ Texas - 630PM on ABC: Mensas vs Mullets
Agree on the punt, but the true brain-dead play was Bimage on the personal foul. 14 point swing on two sterling instances of stupid. Excuse me while I decide between pouring another drink or slamming my dick in the door. ( insert pre-emptive "Why not Both?" GIF here)