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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Because I don't have a gun.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I'm four hours behind trying to get caught up, but thought this pancake breakfast might stir up some good OL mojo for today. You're welcome if it has already happened.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Quite the gourmand. Enjoy in good health. Also, if hobbits wore short pants that's what their knees would look like.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Arby's 5 roast beef sandwiches for 5$. 3 packets each horsey sauce and Arby's sauce for vitamin C and riboflavin. Great dinner and breakfast.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
This is best read in the voice of my avatar.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
This weekend proves we CAN have nice things, just in very small doses.- [Game Thread] Kansas State @ Texas on FOX. GA tickets available for 25 because fuck everything
BJ Foster, you colossal fucking pussy!!!!!!!!!- I might just wander around aimlessly...
Here's something to cheer you up:- Good morning, assholes, on this post-bye week Friday . . . .
From my basement command center in San Antonio with the sliding glass door open enjoying perfect weather... FIGHT!!!!- 2022 F Dillon Mitchell
That seems good...- 2022 F Dillon Mitchell
Hard to tell from highlights, but love his apparent motor. Kid jumps higher for blocks than he does for dunks.- San Antonio Spurs 2021-22 Season Thread - Let's get this play-in shitshiw rolling
They still might not be very good but this Fast Breakin' Fiesta shit is fun to watch. Nombre chuddup to those putos who say the Spurs are the most boring to watch.- Oregon Unveils New Practice Facility
You must be a genius as I immediately thought of this as well, but was too lazy to post.- OU sucks game week.
Kate, if you would physically demonstrate your preferred position for coitus, I'd be quite pleased to oblige. Hmm, I see. Very good then...- OU sucks game week.
I'll be in Portland watching the game with the Texas Exes. I was in Key West watching the Charlie Strong Jerrod Heard win. I was in DC for the Dicker the Kicker Take the Loss Pussy win. And I will be at Ankeny Tap and Table watching OU get gorilla buttfucked and I will be making many rude and derisive comments toward our meth-faced neighbors. Fuck the Sooners, win assured, book it motherfuckers, you're welcome.- [Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
Fuck you, Fat Gary! On to Texas OU week!- [Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
- [Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
In SA drinking a spicy Bloody Maria and here to say Hook 'em and get fucked Fat Gary!- TCU game week.
shush, sweet hiphopfroggy___ , you forgot your pills again.- [Game Thread] Texas vs. Tceh Gamethread - 11am on ABC
Take that, sand aggy!- 9.20.21 Coach Sark press conference 11am - Featuring absolute nonsense
Did you ever get over your hangover from the party? Am I doing this right? I heard Armybrat was old.- Culture
Are we too soft? Is our fanbase too entitled? Does burnt orange cause erectile dysfunction and lead to the heartbreak of psoriasis? Stop it, you neurotic navel-gazers! Remember who you are! YOU, Surly, are Texas culture, and when Wulaw's whole family was crammed into an RV he did not know how to drive and he had a raging boner with nowhere to go did he just sit there helpless huffing his children's jerky farts? No, he invented the Sex Tent and told Mrs. Wulaw, "Get in there and brace yourself because it's Bizness Time! ". When we stole Slorch's corch from him and suddenly Lubbock seemed to him a dreary, flat, manure-smelling hell-scape where dreams go to die and common antibiotics lose their effectiveness against venereal disease (instead of the paradise it truly is), did he off himself??? No, he bitched and moaned for a few days but now he's in his backyard practicing his tortilla tossing and is happy as shit. I know Slorch is sand aggy but my point is we need to learn from his example. I mean, I can go on: fucking Burnt Ends, F250 inventing Sugar Baby techniques that he experimented first on himself like Jonas Salk, before altruistically sharing his knowledge with the rest of us... That's TEXAS. CULTURE. And Texas is defined by US, not fucking Kirk Herbsreit and fucking pud look-alike Paul Finebaum's senile musings on what Texas needs in order tuh weeyin in thuh big bad S-E-C x3. Fuck that shit. We're perfect just as momma made us, and when Texas gets surly we are going to win.- “Not a rivalry”
Having lurked on this site and previous iterations far longer than my post count would indicate, my experience has been that reasoned speech and good sportsmanship are rare commodities, so my intention was to express my doubts as to your sincerity with a little good natured ribbing for your pleasure. "Asshole", on this site, is a replacement noun which can be used to describe any person place or thing interchangeably with the actual word. Ex: "Honey, I'm parched. Could you toss me a cold asshole from the fridge?" So, pos rep and no offense intended, dickweed. I wish the best to your and your porcine family. If you feel the need to respond that you are not a dickweed, point taken and might I suggest you try a new website called PoliteHorns.com---not very popular but just now getting off the ground.- “Not a rivalry”
Case in point: This asshole hates Texas so much he's even trying to Stockholm syndrome us. Good game, get fucked, see you next year when we'll be carrying shanks, Porky Pig. - Tell Me About Texas a&m
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