Everything posted by Bookman
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The Supremes
In a common law legal system, every judge and justice, in every case, should at least consider public sentiment.
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Patagonia owners give away their company
"Chad" is an acronym that means Charitable Humanitarian Altruistic Dedication."
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Baby Shark not a hit in Oklahoma
May he rest in peace, doo doo do do do . . .
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
I'm sure they were out there discussing how to properly repair ball marks on greens.
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COVID-19 vaccine discussion
Just got my omicron booster, bitches!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Look I need to defend our fightin' Texas Aggie brothers and sisters. Farming is really important. So is meat judging.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
I don't practice criminal law, but for the life of me I don't know why an attorney would certify something like that.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
There's a legal doctrine called the "MAGA-attorney-client privilege" that would apply. It's a common law doctrine that is only applicable when the judge was appointed by Trump.
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The Supremes
Nobody believed that excuse anyway.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Seems like that'd be a good opinion to read in a Federal Procedure class.
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King Charles is a bit of a Wanker
Is the queen dead or something? I haven't seen anything about it.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Are we taking bets on who the court appoints as Special Master? My money is on Ted Cruz.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
One of my better statements during 1L criminal law was "he's guilty of something."
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Alright I've seen enough. Trump is guilty as shit. We need to lock the motherfucker up.
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Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon
Hey Humble Beast what have you been reading?
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TEXAS QB TALK
Can't spell "Stupid" without "UTPD."
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Do we know this for sure?
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
I wouldn't put it beyond Trump's lawyers to appeal claiming the appointment of a special master is reversible error.
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An answer to the question that no one was asking
The valets? Do they speak English?
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TEXAS QB TALK
I didn't even know MBAs were still a thing. What is this, 1999?
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
What if the fact that the document is top secret is itself top secret? Then wouldn't you have to hold the entire F.B.I. responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals? For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole federal justice system? And if the whole federal justice system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our federal government in general? I put it to you -- isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to Trump, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Because whenever an attorney speaks for Trump everyone just assumes that Trump is lying.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Donald Trump has the worst fucking lawyers.
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Water, water, everywhere ..
Can't we steal it from Mexico or something?
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Mexican-American woman in Dallas hates Indian immigrants
What are the odds that she does porn in the near future?