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Monty86

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  1. You know he is from Arkansas so maybe the underage thing ain't such a big deal to him.
  2. Man as much as I'd like it to be Chiefs, the D isn't good enough. They'll win it next year though on the 50th anniversary of their only title so I'm calling that one now. I guess Rams over Jax for this one.
  3. In my part of Houston the 2nd line was "Come on (name), beat that white!" Of course the person who was named in that line wasn't liked as much as "that white."
  4. Monty86 replied to Roofle's topic in Lulz
    I assume you haven't reached your late-40s / early 50s yet? If not just be patient, your time is coming.
  5. Lulz. But in all seriousness, I don't buy greeting cards from anywhere but Dollar General. Most are $1 and you can find quite a few for fiddy cents.
  6. Only time I was in the Woo was probably 82 or 83, Roundup parade day. The gay float was bombarded by beer bottles that year.
  7. I'm in the country also, so yes I piss outside on the regular. Was pissing in my chicken coop yesterday and three dumb-ass hens come running up thinking the splash was insects or something. No fucks given, I soaked 'em all until they figured it out and ran away.
  8. I'm still trying to figure out what a park parameter is. Anyone?
  9. Monty86 replied to honolulu horn's topic in Lulz
    Q: What do Germans make when they get hold of string? A: A bunch of knotsies. Q: What is a lesbian's favorite construction method? A: Tongue and groove. Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other? A: Hey we really do taste like chicken! Q: What's brown and sits on a piano bench? A: Beethoven's Last Movement Q: Who wrote the book How to Catch Butterflies? A: Annette Andajar
  10. This is known in my home as The #2 Prelude by Franz Shitbert. And am I weird, or does 3-5 minutes to take a shit seem awfully long? You make it seem like that's a world-record setting pace. Goddamn get in do your bidness and GTFO.
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