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The Gimp

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Everything posted by The Gimp

  1. I think the NFL only allows flexing when you prevent a first down?
  2. A lady down the street from us spent a few days in the local ICU after a bite. They had previously also nearly lost their cocker spaniel to a bite.
  3. Turn out the lights, the party’s over!
  4. Maybe part of Jimbo’s compensation?
  5. NCAA will get around to Baylor when they're through punishing all those Adidas schools!
  6. I think that I would have been paranoid as to how the F***** got in there.
  7. Guess she lost her bag delivery franchise.
  8. The Gimp replied to skipperj's topic in Lulz
    Damn, I was moving around on you guys’ turf. My mom moved us over onto McKenzie in 1969. Commuted across town so I could finish at LaVega in 1970.
  9. They're gonna need a bigger bag of dicks.
  10. My wife saw a dude at the local Home Depot early on in the pandemic with this solution.
  11. Power move by Jimbo!
  12. If that’s wrong then I don’t want to be right!
  13. Bring on the cubes!
  14. I’m hoping Saban hangs it up if he wins it all this year and Strong gets handed the gig.
  15. Power moves. Got them right where we want them!
  16. Women weaken legs. I’ll be in my trunk.
  17. Was it because of Gideon?
  18. Only if we defer his salary for this year.
  19. I'd use a 3 wood.
  20. aTm class of 2027!
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