Honestly the SEC is going to be a cakewalk compared to the last several years in the B12. It's going to be one or two hard to hard-ish games a year and a bunch of cupcakes. The fact that there will be more exposure and more blowjobs from the media along the way will up our recruiting further, which will make the conference easier, which will make recruiting easier, wash, rinse, repeat. This was bama's formula and we easily step in to those shoes pretty easily our first year or two in the SEC. Saban got a taste of what he's going to be playing every single year with our game and I think the reality of that is going to make retirement with this legacy intact appear pretty darn appealing.
You forgot they actually have a statue devoted to the honorable profession of wrapping a chain around a pipe (which obviously requires a 4 year degree subsidized by the rest of us).
This. Jimbo has made no secret of the fact that he hates CS and aggy culture. I'm wondering if he's intentionally eating shit so they'll be tempted to buy him out and he can go where he wants to go - WVU.
I'm confused. The article seems to imply they got in trouble for quoting posts with racist/homophobic slurs (which they were mocking). What does that have to do with us?
I actually know quite a bit about this and it isn't as straight forward as you think.
I wouldn't say they have seminars, per se. What I would say is that there comes a time when you have to buckle down and learn things and only by learning the things that are important can you apply that knowledge in a way that maximizes the effort put in to learning the knowledge.
I really want to know what's up with the guy carrying the foil boat eagerly running up to the crowd. Is he like "look guys, foiling ribs REALLY DOES WORK!" in the middle of a fight?