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Buffsoldier

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Everything posted by Buffsoldier

  1. I simply cannot stop snickering at this...
  2. That 1/2" by 9" long flat spot on my windshield that the wipers can't get to when it's way below freezing (-5 F this morning). Corollary: When the windshield warms up enough to where the wipers can get it, it automatically switches to "Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of me".
  3. Focus on the positives, guys. The cops didn't shoot anyone. Or their dogs. Although it sounds like maybe they both should've been winged...
  4. I did more than that to yours.
  5. MNLonghorn=
  6. Slowpoke.
  7. I sea what you did there.
  8. Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
  9. Toilet? WTF? Did she stick her face in the crapper to try to wash it off?
  10. Funny...your mom told ME the same thing.
  11. Did this get mentioned yet? If not, then y'all are slackin'.
  12. His space heaters take up the whole space....
  13. Godspeed! And enjoy your....*snicker*...vacation.
  14. It's rumoured that the first thing the natives said when they stumbled upon the carcass was: "Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?"
  15. Buffsoldier replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    Daughter first announces she has to use the rest room. 2 minutes later she pokes her head out of the door and exclaims: " Dads! (Her nickname for me is 'Dads') Don't worry, I don't have poopy tummy. It's just taking a long time to squeeze one out!"
  16. If you think THAT'S what's being celebrated, you have a woefully narrow view of the situation.
  17. To go along with this, the "active fuel management" that turns the engine completely off at stoplights. Drives me up a friggin' wall.
  18. Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?
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