Get her this and tell her to pull her weight around the house.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Dryer-Vent-Venting-Exhaust-Duct-Cleaning-Lint-Trap-Removal-Brush-Vacuum-Kit-12-Drill-Flexible/998462068?sourceid=csebr0394555f8e32f64c9a9f649104d46a4b5a&wmlspartner=bizratecom&affcmpid=3724935200&tmode=0000&veh=cse&szredirectid=15736831228182173617310080301008005
I love Grampa Tom in the back in the red shirt sitting there grinning like, "Motherfucker, I shot 7 Nazis on Omaha beach, I'm not chair dancing to this sissy crap. You guys are out of your goddamn minds."
No, you do that by telling her that the reason she couldn't get that la-dee-da Coach purse she wanted is because of the money that has to be spent on electricity...
(1) didnt believe hourly-billing was possible ("how can they calculate that it must be impossible algorithm")
"Baby, it's just like the motel I met you at."
(3) threw her hands up and walked away remarking "just stop leaving all the lights on".
"You first, dipshit."