Everything posted by Ojo Rojo
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
I started calling bullshit when they told me in third grade that Adam and Eve didn't really exist. So what else that you're telling me never really happened? Anyway, I do like to fantasize about what heaven would be like if it existed. I'd like to think that everyone experiences heaven in a way that brings them the most elation. If so, I'd spend a couple millennia in the "sex with supermodels" room. I would pay special attention to Alessandra Ambrosio. Then I'd head off to a centuries-long garden party with all of my favorite people. Endless champagne, spiced meats and fruit tarts. I'm hoping they have something like the internet, except you can dial up ANYTHING. "Show my BAC in graph form from 1990-2025." "Show me in a giant pile how much shit I took while alive." That would be cool.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
That would be the second best possible outcome.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
I was thinking more along these lines.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
I think this is different. Trump is unrestrained this time. The election mandate + no more elections + getting away with everything = do whatever in the fuck he wants. He's emboldened. These cabinet picks are a huge indicator that there are no bounds.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Why are y'all not wanting all of these appointees to make it? I want them all to make it. The more dogshit the pick, the better. The one ray of hope I have is that this administration fucks things up so magnificently that even the dumbest of the dumb won't vote for their fuckin' asses for the next 10 years. Dems can't and won't do anything right to win elections. Our best chance for sanity to return is for a ginormous clusterfuck of epic proportions for the next four years.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
I would say Omarion or whatever her name was, but you know....
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Is she the WWE chick? Has to be, right?
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
We were scheduled to spend Thanksgiving with my very large extended family on my mother's side. They are small-town, South Texas, blue collar people for the most part. They are 99% Trumpers. As are my parents, who are single issue voters (abortion). I don't discuss politics with them and find it pretty easy to avoid the topic if it comes up. Plus, I'm pretty sure they all think that I think like they do. We have decided to just do Thanksgiving with just our immediate family - me, my wife and our three boys. We rented a cabin on the river in the Hill Country and we're going to spend the week being together, fishing, canoeing, exploring, seeing the sights. We're not doing this to punish my relatives, at all. This is about us and doing what we need to do not to feel totally depressed and isolated. But, there is a small part of me that hopes that some of them notice we're gone and understand why and regret it.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
There is no longer any doubt - this is a bit. These picks are for entertainment value only. It turns out Trump actually does have a sense of humor.
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Trump’s America
Add it to the list of reasons why people were wrong to vote for Trump.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
The best people.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Just now?
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 11:00am on ABC
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Alex Jones
The families have $1.4 billion to play with. From my read, none of them care about the money and they don't expect to get pennies on the dollar anyway. So they can bid up to $1.4 billion plus whatever actual cash The Onion is kicking in, which has to be something so that the other creditors can get paid something.
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Alex Jones
I don't know what specific irregularity they pointed to or what evidence they brought forward, but it was at least enough to cast some doubt on the process. I can tell you this, the bankruptcy bar - bankruptcy judges, trustees and lawyers - run a pretty tight ship. It sounds to me like there is some misunderstanding, or a pretend misunderstanding by the Alex Jones camp, about the auction rules the judge set. The trustee attempted to follow them, but may have misinterpreted those rules if the Jones people are right. It probably don't make a shit because they would just do the auction over again, unless there was some serious malfeasance by the trustee and/or the winning bidders. Short of that, the same group would win it.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
It was between her and Andrea Yates.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
And lower inflation at the same time!
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Sedition, conspiracy, RICO, just off the top of my head. They are going to charge the Democratic party as an organized crime syndicate who ordered the wrongful prosecution of the greatest president who ever lived.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
It has to be Tomi Lahren. Has to be.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
An anti-vax crackpot as head of HHS. This shit is fucking rich. Wow!
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Alex Jones
This is so great. The Sandy Hook families bid part of their debt so that The Onion could pull this off. They got his ass in the end. I was so afraid his cronies were going to get it and it would be business as usual. Not so fast, asshole!
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Trump’s America
I wonder what Elon and Vivek will have to say about privatizing a function we are already paying people to do.
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Trump’s America
Government doesn't actually function without the bureaucrats. It's possible that the heads of all of these departments, who are Trump loyalists and true-believers, will try to do dumb and evil shit, but the bureaucrats who have to actually carry it out with just say, "Nah, fuck you." Or they can just stall and gum up the works while pretending to follow orders. Sure they can be fired and replaced - with a loyalist who doesn't know how to do the job. That will take time for training and if there aren't anymore people around who know how to do the jobs then nothing actually gets done. So if the head of the EPA tells someone, "Go burn down that forest!" and enough people say no and then no one knows where the matches and gasoline are, the forest doesn't get burned. This is me trying to not be fatalistic.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
This is a bit. You seriously could not TRY to make worse cabinet picks than these. Bravo. I've got my popcorn. This is going to be comedic gold.