Everything posted by Longhornfan1024
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4 Loko version of White Claw
Why do people drink shitty alcohol?
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2019 ATH Bru McCoy
Clearly not enough cowbell. Edit: Damn it, UDK.
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Movie Scenes that Make You Hungry (for food)
Yeah, I've seen a lot of his stuff. He's also a guest in one of the episodes of the Chef show, which is basically a non-fiction extension of the movie. Favreau and Roy Choi just go around cooking food with other celebrities and hanging out.
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Active shooter thread
This shit is starting to hit real close to home.
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Dale Jr. and his wife just survived a plane crash
Did you know that flying is statistically safer than driving?
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My car was stolen, then recovered. Help
I suggest you also get it cleaned really well. They definitely fucked in it.
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Economy Thread
Watch out. You're being so mean to him that he might have to vote for Trump again.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
White people. Turkleton is going full blown racist dog whistle with that one.
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Active shooter thread
Care to guess where he was planning to attend college?
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Donald Trump 2019
It's because he's been such a boon for Icono's stock investments. Oh, wait . . . .
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Movie Scenes that Make You Hungry (for food)
All of the Chef movie.
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Chelsea 2019-2020: Puli My Finger
Kepa clearly needs to jerk off more so he can get stronger wrists.
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Chelsea 2019-2020: Puli My Finger
Sub on Willy.
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Let’s talk about 6 baby, Let’s talk about 2019-2020 LFC
I'm not going to complain too much since I'm a Chelsea fan, but Matip cramping up is a perfectly good example of why having this game during the season is such a stupid idea. Go to overtime in a relatively meaningless game and one of your starters goes down with cramps, making him less successful in your meaningful game three days later.
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Chelsea 2019-2020: Puli My Finger
The line judge on Pool's side looks like she has some big tits.
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Chelsea 2019-2020: Puli My Finger
He will. There isn't much difference in finishing the misses he had the past two games and finishing the number of goals he's had during the past two seasons. He just needs to get more confidence in himself that he can do it at this level too.
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Chelsea 2019-2020: Puli My Finger
Tammy with the hustle play to win the pk and Jorginho with the ballsy goal. Nice.
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Chelsea 2019-2020: Puli My Finger
I missed almost all of the second half, but between this game and the last I have almost no confidence in Zouma. He's a mistake waiting to happen. We really need Rudiger back.
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Donald Trump 2019
Icono fully supports it.
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EPL 2019-20
Our owner is a Russian oligarch. I'm pretty sure if he wants to bride someone he can and he knows exactly how to do it.
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Pitch me an EPL team
Ironically, Vinnie Jones played for Chelsea.
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Donald Trump 2019
He's clearly fucking insane and Republicans are just like "welp, we got a tax cut that exploded the deficit, judges that undermine the legitimacy of the judiciary, and brown people are scare of being deported or killed. I'll call it a win."
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EPL 2019-20
Welp, City doesn't get a transfer ban for doing the same thing for which Chelsea got a two window transfer ban. I guess we didn't grease the right palms.
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
They were busy hanging out with Opus Dei.
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Pitch me an EPL team
Only one of those three wins trophies. Plus Chelsea has Captain America. The choice should be clear.