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utxmike05

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  1. Naming my next kid after Peña. Just catching up on the thread. At Academy now lol. Bourbon made me do it Love everyone in here! What an awesome pitching performance by almost all of the staff (looking at you LMJ). Hope the parade is before I leave out for town next Friday!
  2. Fuck yalls bullpen. and you too butterfinger kyle
  3. Holy fukin shit. I still can't believe that! Fuckin smashed.!!
  4. Fuk let's go!!! Peña has had to do shit himself a lot in the post season. Pick him up! Bring him in!
  5. Both my teams are trying to fuk up my day. Gah damnit
  6. Fukin figured. He wasn't going to K again.
  7. They just can't make it easy. Lol I don't fuking care who is on the mound. This is a clinching game at HOME! Fukin do something!
  8. Can we at least have one catcher that isn't overweight?
  9. Cmon boysss dont waste this Valdez pitching
  10. Welcome back K-tuve
  11. Runnnnn Maldy Runnnnn
  12. Well damn. Atta boy. Let's fuck up wheeler! They have hit the ball harder than us.
  13. Sit down bitch face
  14. Sighhhhh. Wish the bats would realize it's an elimination game at home.
  15. Settle down. Jeezus H christ. Thank you weird shaped left field.
  16. My man crush for Peña continues to grow...is that weird?
  17. Jordan is a beast. He fuking hung onto fatNeesa with his weak hand. Whoa. I thought the Olivia plan was kinda dumb at first. I really didn't expect the whole house to buy into it.
  18. New shirts at BreakingT
  19. Postgame houston reporters interviewed Astro fans at the game. Hispanic (bilingual) lady said she was cheering in Spanish and fans were calling her names and chanting the "speak english" shit to her. No class. Retard fanbase.
  20. Nah. Not the same. They didn't have a 5-0 lead tonight and lose in extras. We led this game.
  21. Wooooo! 1) Great Defense 2) We have shut them down since their little home run derby. At home. 3) NOW they have lost 2 in a row at home. 4) Putting then in their fuking place. They were lucky they got into the playoffs. 5) This shit should be over. Game 1 was ours.
  22. That 3rd baseman making a choking gesture on way to dugout??
  23. Holy shit lol. Fukin Mancini
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