Everything posted by AnotherLawyer
- 2025 Orange Bowl - Notre Dame vs. Penn State
- 2025 Orange Bowl - Notre Dame vs. Penn State
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Lawyer help
I'm sorry. I've never heard of the guy.
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Fuck you, Arizona State
No kidding. That's why my post on the last page was 'it is what it is and this is as good as we can hope for.'
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Fuck you, Arizona State
I tend to think it's just because We're Texas. No one's paying every crew to pocket calls for Texas all year long and the NCAA isn't intervening against one of its most valuable commodities. That's absurd and someone would leak it eventually, intentionally or negligently. It's too big of a story to not have someone inform. We'll see...but I doubt it and lean towards We're Texas. How many 1st and 20s would there have been if the refs threw flags for even 10% of the holding committed against T'Vondre Sweat and Byron Murphy? How many automatic first downs would the Texas O have had if the refs threw flags for even 10% of the DPIs against Worthy and Mitchell? Those seem to be subconscious underdog favoritism, like this guy is going to have a 10-year NFL career and that guy is going to be selling used Hyundais on the side of 114 in Levelland.
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Fuck you, Arizona State
Sorry. Meant @chainsaw
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Fuck you, Arizona State
Brother in Christ, please fuck your own face with a chainsaw.
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Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
How has that worked out for you? Does it make the smooth dicking more agreeable?
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Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
Well that's where the bad man touched me, alright?
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Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
Is it? I thought that was an indicator that I'm bottom bitch on the totem pole.
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Fuck you, Arizona State
I mean, we're well beyond the point of ever thinking any officiating crew is going to give Texas a fair game. We were 108th or something in penalties for. No targeting on Bond. No holding calls on ASU's OL. No OL downfield call or OL holding call on the scrambling 2PC attempt. No negating Skattebo's TD when he was pulled three yards into the EZ by the OT. DPI on Taaffe instead of OPI on Skattebo for elbowing Taaffe to get separation. No DPI against Wingo on at least two plays where the DB was pulling his jersey right in front of the LJ. It's been that way since Chuck Strong at least. No PF late-hit call when Ewers was on the ground and got hit three times (shades of the Michigan game when he kneeled it and got smashed). This is what Texas is up against.
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Fuck you, Arizona State
I'm not saying you're wrong, but I disagree that asking the best D in the country to stop an offense with an upper-tier RB and a scramble-capable QB but without its top receiver was entirely too much. What was entirely too much was expecting the OL to try to block small, quick DL for slow-developing plays with Ewers's back to the defense half the time and without utilizing the TE until the end of the game while trying to throw deep out of the same formations we always throw deep out of. When Auburn missed that first FG, you could see Ewers give Sark a look that I think has more to do with Sark's play-calling than Auburn missing. If you think about it, Ewers's game-saving heroics and some of the bigger plays in previous games have been Ewers recognizing something in the D, checking out of Sark's play call, and adjusting the blockers. I know Sark is an offensive genius and QB whisperer, but that look on Ewers's face was telling.
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Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
You're not the only one brother. My direct report group is me, two Pork grads, an Ole Miss grad, and a Georgia grad, and my boss's boss is a Bama grad. Thankfully, no aggy and my boss is a Texas grad. They've been talking shit for three years and we've been giving it back to them the last two weeks. It's cathartic.
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Fuck you, Arizona State
@chainsaw it makes me sad for you having to suffer from the incurable condition of being an insufferable bitch.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
If Sark would stick to the intermediate stuff, Ewers throwing a keep-them-honest deep ball every once in a while would be far more effective.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Only I can beat up my little brother. I’ll kick your ass if you try it.
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Fuck you, Arizona State
Why don't you cockgobblers throating ASU and that Ice Age dude go to the fucking ASU board and do that shit? Fuck them and fuck you, too. And you bitches saying Ewers got outplayed? 20 for 30 for 322 and 3TD with ZERO fucking running game, got Sideshow Bob in position to win the fucking game despite Sark's shitty playcalling, and throws the game-tying TD and the game-winning TD. Shove your balls up your own asshole and run dick first into a goddamned fire.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
No shit?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I don't think he said what you think he said. Maybe take a Xanax or something.
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Kirk Herbstreit is a Douche Waffle
Meh. There are a lot of people for whom that wouldn't affect their lives either. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Does he really have to say VY stands alone? Jesus tittyfucking Christ.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
IMG_8693.webp- Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
Pavia's mom can suck my cock.- Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Okay, let’s. That wasn’t the fucking point. - Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
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